Beyblade Oneshots

Shu Kuerani: Birthday Special

It's September 23rd. Happy birthday Shoe! Thanks for being Valt's rival, Fubuki's idol, Lean's coach, deflating Aiga's ego, and the reason Delta is so emo. 

RIP Beyblade Burst being on Netflix, time to binge it by September 30th.  

Shu's POV

I woke up feeling extremely nervous. Today is my birthday, which means Valt is going to plan a terrible surprise party. I'm turning 16 now, and my parents are going to miss yet again another birthday. The anime should really include them more often. 

Auntie Chiharu always made a cake since Valt couldn't cook. Since Auntie Chiharu is in Japan and I'm in the States, she can't bake me a cake anymore. My parents always forget my birthday, like my fans.

Out of all my students, Fubuki is most likely to make me a cake. But he's horrible at baking and I doubt it will be much good. Lean might vandalize the Raging Bulls headquarters. Delta is going to help Lean vandalize the building or make out with Drum in a random room. Lui will try to poison the cake. Overall I'm terrified. 

Timeskip brought to you by Shoe Kuerani ™

Ah it's almost the exact time I was born. 6:30 PM. I walked into the common room of the Raging Bulls, horrible name really, and there was silence. A dark scary silence. I waited a few moments before turning on the lights. 

BOOM!

Confetti everywhere. And Valt, Daina, Ken, Wakiya, and Honcho jumping out behind the couch. Free and Sisco randomly appearing out of the shadows. Cuza jumping off a shelf. Delta and Drum coming out from behind the shelf. And Fubuki coming out from behind the door. Lui walked out of the closet. 

"HAPPY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY SHU!" I heard a chorus of voices yell. 

"Happy Birthday I guess......." I heard the uncheerful and antisocial bunch say after. 

I'm scared already. I wonder what sort of party games I'm going to be traumatized with this year......

"Lets play Spin the Bottle!" Valt shouts.

"No, no, no, no, no......."

"YES!" I hear a chorus of voices cheer. 

Now here we are, sitting in a circle, an empty coke bottle in the middle. Valt spun the bottle first. It landed on Aiga. Valt tried to give Aiga a little peck on the cheek, but Aiga being Aiga, kissed Valt on the lips.

Aiga spun next. It landed on Fubuki. Aiga cringed but blushed. He kissed Fubuki on the forehead and Fubuki grimaced but blushed. 

Fubuki spun the bottle next, and it landed on me. Oh great. I settled with kissing him on the cheek. 

My turn............

I spun the bottle....

It landed on LUI FREAKING SHIRASAGIJO!

Lui grabbed my face and bit my lower lip hard with his shark teeth. Thankfully it didn't draw blood. I cringed.

Lui being Lui, laughed like freaking Satan. He spun Free. Free awkwardly kissed his cheek. Free spun Valt. An awkward kiss on the forehead. Valt spun me. Next thing I knew his lips were on mine. 

Hell yes.

But now if Auntie Chiharu finds out.........

I spun Free, that was hella awkward. 

Free spun Wakiya. That sly bastard obviously didn't miss Rantaro's glare. He kissed Wakiya on the lips.

"I- I'm so suing you!"

"I don't have any money."

Wakiya spun Rantaro. They finally shoved the tsundereness out, and the gay in. 

"Hey lets play 7 minutes in heaven." Free said, smirking like the wicked bastard he is.

Everyone wrote their name on a slip of paper and put it in a tiny bey stadium (think Hasbro). I got the honors of pulling out names, just great. I closed my eyes and pulled out two slips of paper. 

Drum and Lui.

"Lui and Drum." I said awkwardly. I did not miss Delta's glare.

Drum walked in the closet he was hiding behind earlier with no problem. Lui saw Delta and laughed before walking into the closet and shutting the door.

Drum's POV

WOW I GET TO TALK TO LUI!

"Lui Lui Lui can we battle before we leave New York?"

He laughed amazingly coolly before saying yes. 

"Your bey is a dragon right? Mine is too!"

And so the conversation continued......

Shu's POV

Time to open the closet. I opened it suddenly without warning because Delta would kill me if I did anything otherwise.

"Times up."

Drum was fanboying and Lui looked like he was in the middle of saying something. Delta stopped glaring. I however, expected this. 

Lui and Drum dropped their paper slips to the side before pulling out one each.

"AIGA YOU'RE UP!"

"Shu's secret love child, you're up."

"I'm sorry my what-"

I did not miss their beet red faces as they walked into that closet. My son was finally getting his man, I'm so proud. Valt's trainee no less.

Wait my what-

Fubuki's POV

"So uh uhm hi. Are you really Shu's secret love child?"

Seeing Aiga shy startled me for a bit before I responded. "Nah, dad -I mean Shu, isn't my real dad."

Aiga snorted and giggled. I blushed a bit. 

He then grabbed my face gently, pulled me in, and kissed me. I heard a knock on the door after a while and we separated. 

Shu sadly, did not miss my red face and messed up hair. Aiga's hair was somehow perfect, but his blush was hard to miss. 

Shu's POV

FINALLY! My son did me proud. Wait my son, what? 

Aiga pulled out a slip of paper. 

"VALT!"

My- the blueberry blushed slightly. 

Fubuki pulled out a paper. 

"Oh it's you dad, I mean Shu!"

Yeah lots of kissing, lots of it.

Timeskip brought to you by: Beyblade is kind of gay.

I listened to an awful happy birthday song, wished for Valt and I to get married, and cut the cake. I fed a bite to Valt. 

Everyone had a decent time, and 21 Pilot's music was played. Good music. For some reason Lui and Valt decided to sing Rise and Blurryface together. Free sang/rapped heavydirtysoul. Wakiya and Rantaro sang stressed out. I sang The Judge just to see Valt smiled. 

Overall a decent time. I got to make out with Valt, and my son has a sort of boyfriend. Everyone helped clean up and left.

I'm excited for next year. 

1007 words!

Happy birthday Shu! I love you!