Bootyful Secrets ~ A Koujaku x Reader

data ?e_RrOR_? - bullshit

here's da deal, u n koujaki were just hangin out n shit beinh all tohgeter when suddnly the bluehaired shota showed. "ayy lmao Aiba said holdin hanss with nOise pissing kojeki of. "SONuvabich wtf r u doin here????" hE ask all mad and red noiz wuz like "nigga wtf u want" koujake stood up ballin' his yaoi fist while u look @ him like; wtf man sit down

Koujku was bout tah slap that german shota in the bootyhole when aOBA is jst like "ay lets get outta here to pizza hut idkkk" u nod like "fuck yea bitch u drag koujakci to pizza hut and stuff ur ass. the 4 of you walk ot and see Cleer under a bridge with a stack next to him. U walk up to the white boy lyk; "clear wtf r u smoking weed" clear looks up at u like "nigga u want some" u go "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" then cinnadaddy just standds there like why

ur already high so you and clear shrug. Minkadaddy just faceplams and vrrooooms off on his throbbing motorcycle his bird named Bird flying after him. "damn bitch thats a pink bird" usay clear alreay passed out so like any good protag what r u gonna do? steal the weed of corse RUN

SO U MAKE it to kojeki's appartement "hONEEEY IMM HOOME" u yell still hella high. Koujaku sticks his head round the corner "ayyyyy" "nigga where da fuck were u mink was all over my ass" u screech koujeki puts on douchy sunglasses like; ayy at least it wasn't Toe." u nod cuz dats a good point "so whers ur stupid shota bfs???"

"ye we kinda just fucked" kojeki admits "k kool" u fall asleep on the floor cuz ???!????

Kojeki aiba & noize had a threesome with kek afterwards lel they were Hnory af

that's it.

A/N: Happy April Fool's you guys! I'll delete this chapter after today (unless you like it, yanno xD). Don't worry, though! There'll be a new chapter up very soon! Hint hint; Prepare for feels ;)