Halloween Costumes #1

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Happy Halloween!



Cast:

Y/N = You

Matthew = Matthew Gray Gubler


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"Just tell me what it is." Matthew whined alongside Y/N as she pushed a cart down the aisle of the party store in search of ghostly décor and wacky party favours.

Y/N shook her head. "Not a chance."

"Whyyyyyy?" He moaned like a petulant child. He had been bugging her non-stop about what costumes she had picked out for the pair of them all day and it was really starting to grate on her. She had hoped to distract him by buying goodies and booze for the Halloween party he had decided to throw for his family, friends, castmates and crew after the end of a successful season.

"It's a surprise." She stopped the cart and looked up at the top shelf which held life sized replicas of coffin tables, wondering how much space they would take up. She reached up to pull one down, hoping that Matthew would intervene and help her out before he could ask any more questions. He continued to whine as she struggled.

"But babeeee."

"Don't 'but babe' me. Now help me get this coffin down to measure it before I start taking measurements for yours."

"What the fuck is this?" Matthew laughed as Y/N held out their Halloween costumes, well joint costume, to him. She had finally decided to show him them.

She raised an eyebrow at him. "I know you can be a bit slow sometimes but I know for definite that you've seen a pair of boobs before."

"But why are we dressing as a pair of boobs?" He asked, pointing at the two t-shirts, each with a massive bra cup sewed onto it and stuffed to create the perfect pair of breasts.

"Because it's funny and your castmates have a collective wicked sense of humour so they'll get a kick out of it too. Plus; it was your idea!"

"I didn't think you'd take me seriously!"

"Well tough." She stuck her tongue out at him. "Now take your half."

"Err.... I don't know." He reached out his hand to take the left shirt from her but she wouldn't let it go.

She handed him the other one instead. "No, no; this is your one."

He furrowed his brows. "Why? They're both the same."

"Ah, but you see, my love, we are not."

Matthew looked at the shirts. "What do you mean? They look the same size."

She gave him a smirk. "Well, I have to be the left boob because you, my dear, are a right tit."



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