Esti: God, give me patience.
Russ: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Esti: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Esti: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Russ: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Esti: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
Esti: How do I deal with my enemies?
Russ: Kill them
Esti: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Russ: Kill them only a little?
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Incorrect quotes because i have nothing better to do
Humorpretty self explanatory if you ask me
