Incorrect quotes because i have nothing better to do

life failure 101

Esti, about Fin: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Denmark: Are we stealing them?
Russ: New or used?
Esti: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Esti: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Fin: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Denmark?
Denmark: Probably "road work ahead".
Russ: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Your prompt:
Esti: Why are your tongues purple?
Fin: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Russ: I had a red one.
Esti: oh
Esti:
Esti: OH
Denmark:
Denmark: You drank each other's slushies?

*Esti's helping Fin out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Denmark: How does Fin look?
Russ: A little better than you, actually.

Esti, banging on the door: Fin! Open up!
Fin: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Denmark: No, they meant-
Russ: Let them finish.

Esti: *Screams*
Fin: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Denmark: Should we do something?
Russ: No, I want to see who wins.

Esti: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Fin: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Denmark: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Russ: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Esti: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

Esti: I think we're missing something.
Fin: Teamwork?
Denmark: Cohesion?
Russ: A general sense of what we're doing?

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Esti: Shit.
Fin: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Denmark: OH MY GOD RUSS FELL OFF!!!

Russ: Fin, I'm sad.
Fin: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Denmark: Esti, I'm sad.
Esti, nodding: mood.

Fin: Why are Esti and Denmark sitting with their backs to each other?
Russ: They had a fight.
Fin: Then why are they holding hands?
Russ: They get sad when they fight.

Esti: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Fin: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Denmark: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Russ: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Esti: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Fin: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Denmark: I personally was created in a lab.
Russ: I just straight up spawned lol.