Today, Stinkbutt was on his way to go beat up coocoos.
He asked the coocoo lady "Where are the coocoos?"
She looked at him and said "Why"
"I want to buy one."
"This one looks good."
"ok. how much?"
"100 rupees"
"FUCK NO!"
He takes the coocoo and stabs it 5 times in a row. He gets attacked by 10s of 1000s of coocoos.
Death happened.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP quarter heart left... BEEP...
GAME OVER
THE END!
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Dumb Ways to Die(In Zelda)XD
HumorSeriously... Why did I write this again? Oh yeah. For fun. Heh
