Madness Combat Headcanons/Oneshots/And whatever

Jebus x Suicidal Reader Headcanons

Structure : Headcanons
Type : Fluff
Word count : 470

Hey ho here you go! I hope you enjoy and this is also my first time writing for anyone apart from the main trio, so please tell me if something is too ooc

~Platonic HC's~

• Jebus is probably like a best friend to you, and you're pretty lucky as he hates nearly everyone in Nevada

• He first picked up on this when you didn't want to go outside and looked seriously tired even tho you had done nothing the previous day

• And as strange as it may be he gave up "purging the wicked" for a day, and decided to spend time with you

• you try to lock him out? he'll kick down your fuckin door bitch, ain't no stopping him >:[

• got any wounds/cuts? he'll help you disinfect them, any sharp object you own will be taken away and any sort of rope too, for safety reasons

• he'll be like a therapist, allowing you to hug him, sit down with him and vent away your worries, if you don't want to he won't pressure you

• if it makes you feel better he will let you hold his sniper or his sword, definitely not his halo tho, that's a bit too far

• he would try to find a sensible place to take you, to the bakery maybe? come on man who can't resist a good sweet bun

• you two probably laughed like idiots at a tiky meme he found

• this man will deadass read you a bedtime story if needed, he doesn't care what the task is, so long as you at least smile a bit

~Romantic HC's~

• he likes to put his chin on your head or shoulder and engulf you in a hug from behind, he wants you to know you are loved and wanted

• you're banned from being alone for at least a week, he'll always keep an eye on you even if it means he might get a little hurt in the process (like if he didn't notice a grunt behind him and got shot, he wouldn't mind as long as you're safe)

• he would be absolutely heartbroken once he found out about how you feel, at first he wouldn't really know what to do, so he decided to experiment

• cuddle and snuggle sessions, flowers, fighting together against the AAHW and a simple walk through the park, he tried it all

• I heard some people really like his voice, so he will sing to you or just talk to you about random stuff, but he enjoys listening to you more, no matter what the subject

• random headcanon but I think he would take on a more caring and motherly role, especially if you're upset, the savior will cook your favorite food, read books with you, maybe even write some stories!

• he thinks finger painting is one of the best ways to show how you really feel so he buys you a small canvas and some paint