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Yandere Hank x Reader

head empty, rockstar Hank, anyway here enjoy this shit - author

You were on yet another mission for the folk fighting against the A.A.H.W, this time something felt off, you felt watched, but you shrugged it off as just a feeling because you haven't killed everyone yet

you were walking through an alleyway, towards a grunt who was bleeding due to the bullet you placed in its neck

"p-please-"
"it's too late, rest well"

bang, and another bullet went through its forehead, you didn't find this enjoyable, so you wanted to give your enemies a quick and painless death unlike the rest of your crew would do

speaking of them, they were probably fuckin around at HQ, but whatever, you were going to return there in a few minutes away, well, that's what you were planning on, but someone had different plans...

you heard a soft crackled behind you and turned around, gun pointed where you were looking, and there was one of your teammates, Hank J Wimbleton, but what was he doing here?

"hey, big guy, uhhh, whatcha doing here?"

no reply huh? typical Hank, he was always antisocial, but I'm this case it made it so fuckin creepy, I mean a giant living killing machine was walking towards you without a word, and his goggles had a sudden glint of mischief, one you hadn't seen before

"Ha-"

you were interrupted by him grabbing your shoulder and roughly pushing you against the wall, pinning you to it and towering over you, this.... this wasn't normal, Hank would never do this, right?

"Hank, get off me"

no reply

"Hank, get off of me, now"

still no reply, it ticked you off, now that he was obviously not going to let you go, you decided that peace was never a fuckin option in Nevada and raised your knee to deliver a blow to his stomach in hopes he would back away a little bit, but of course....

that didn't work, he grabbed your knee with ease and you swore you heard a chuckle from him before he moved to grab the lower part of your leg, letting go of your shoulder and using both arms to snap your leg with ease, earninga cry of pain from you, but sadly, you left no one alive to hear your agony

in pain and determined to not go out without a proper fight you lifted your gun and pointed it to his chest, and just as you were about to look up at him again he made his move, your ribcage this time, a solid punch from him and your rib was broken like it was made out of paper, this time you didn't even have the energy to scream, just whimper in pain

Hank found your efforts adorable as both of you knew well you didn't stand a chance against him in this situation, or any situation if you're being honest, he has been through so much he could kill you right then and there if he wanted to

but no, the man was madly in love with you, he grabbed your chin with his rough hands and smiled under his masked when he saw the fear in your eyes, he leaned over to give you a quick yet rough kiss

"you can keep a secret...right, my love?"

you were about to ask 'what are you going to do to me....', and it seems he predicted it

"don't worry, 2BD will fix you up, but if you dare utter a word about this..."

his grip on your chin got tighter

"then I'm afraid you won't live to see the 'problem' being resolved, but you'll be a good and obey me, right?"

you had no choice

"...yes"
"it's 'yes my love' "
"yes.... my love"