random shit 😊😊

long time no see

it was the christmas of 1843 no just joking haha so funny it was the christmas of 202 something 

and the colonizer was feeling hornee becuse hexity spammed the nsfw channel and sent a video of him wanking, she almsot came.

the colonizers husband came back from work (aka josh).

"h-h-hey pwincess uwu" stuttered josh in a really fucking stupid way.

"hola señor" a/n isabella does that mean sir and how do you call a man a bitch  replied ella

'ik we have an ugly ass kid rn because iris threugh it off the eifel tower on our date but should we have another pls im hard bc i watched sex life on netflix at work lol"

"oh k" screached ella 

sice it was chritmas they made love under the tree, the next most romantic spot in their house just after the secret dungeon they have in their basment that only erin and iris know about (and soon grace)

at te tim, erin, iris, abuela, freya and isabello were out ice skating because family bonding yall!!!!

meanwhile, josh stupidly decided to try and edge ella but he accidentally edged himself and cummed :)

there was icing all over the presents!!!!!!!!!!! silly gooses

at the same time, isabello fell on his arse in the ice skating rink and quite literally brke the ice rink leaving a indent of his juicy ass on the ice. iris laughed "DAYUM BOI U CRACKED ME UP" and left a even juicier indent of her ass on the icw rink lmao

the next day was christmas day and it was time to open the presents, iris woke up first because shes so immature that she couldnt wait forher lovely presents, next woke up abuela, tumbling down the stairs because of her old age.