Hamilton reacts to Crap //Requests OPEN Read Desc//

☆aaron burr sir☆

*poof*
Georges Washington Louis Gilbert de La Fayette spawns
"Mah son!" Lafayette says laughing.
"Heyo dad,"
*after explaining + saying the roles that they know of* (Hamilton and Burr only lol)

1776

"Oh god...." Burr mutters covering his face.

New York City

Pardon me.
Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

That depends. Who's asking?

Oh, well, sure, sir
I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service, sir
I have been looking for you

"I- uhhhh-" Philip said.

I'm getting nervous

Sir...
I heard your name at Princeton.
I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.
I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir.

"Why did you punch someone Alexander-" Washington asked.

He handles the financials?

You punched the bursar

Yes!
I wanted to do what you did.
Graduate in two, then join the revolution.
He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid

"You are stu-"
"I swear to God Jefferson-" Groff said.
"Holy fuck where did you come from!" Madison squealed.
"I don't have to actually sing for a few songs so I decided to stay here....and be closer to the king,"
"I HAVE A FAN!"
"Only because I play you-"

So how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?

It was my parents' dying wish before they passed

You're an orphan. Of course! I'm an orphan
God, I wish there was a war

"Your an orphan....Let's start a war!" Lafayette says laughing.

Then we could prove that we're worth more than anyone bargained for

Can I buy you a drink?

That would be nice

While we're talking
Let me offer you some free advice
Talk less

What?

"That didn't work out-" Laurens says.

Smile more

Ha

Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for

You can't be serious

You wanna get ahead?

Yes

Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead

Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

"Foreshadowing~" Laurens and Groff said at the same time.

What time is it?

Showtime!

Like I said...

Showtime! Showtime! Yo!
I'm John Laurens in the place to be!

"Go Laurens!" Philip squealed.
"Wait..."
"He saw me as a ghost until he died-" Laurens says laughing.
"EXCUSE ME?!?!!?"

Two pints o' Sam Adams, but I'm workin' on three!
Those redcoats don't want it with me
'Cause I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I'm free!

Oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!

"Oh god....." Lafayette says. "My English was horrible-"

The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the King "Casse toi!" Who's the best? C'est moi!

Brrrah, brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan
Up in it, lovin' it, yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy)
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets (Wow)

"THERE IS CHILDREN HERE HERC!" Lee says.
"Why do you care?" Herc replied.

No more sex, pour me another brew, son!
Let's raise a couple more...
To the revolution!

Well, if it ain't the prodigy of Princeton college!

Aaron Burr!

Give us a verse, drop some knowledge!

Good luck with that: you're takin' a stand
You spit. I'm 'a sit. We'll see where we land (Boooo)

Alex, Laurens, Herc, and Lafayette boo at the same time.

Burr, the revolution's imminent.
What do you stall for?

If you stand for nothing, Burr, what'll you fall for?

Ooh
Who you? Who you? Who are you?

Ooh, who is this kid?
What's he gonna do?

"Next song is a bop, trust me," Groff says.