Hamilton reacts to Crap //Requests OPEN Read Desc//

☆Guns and Ships☆

How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower

"No offense Mr President,"
"None taken Burr,"

Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?
Yo, turns out we have a secret weapon
An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step i

Everyone turns to Alex, accept Washington and Lafayette.
"I ain't the only immigrant ya know, and I got sent home remember?"

He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen
Ev'ryone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman

Lafayette's face lights up.

Lafayette!

I'm takin' this horse by the reins makin'
Redcoats redder with bloodstains

Everyone's jaw drops, even King George. Groff didn't he just sang along since she heard it millions of times.

Lafayette!
And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em
Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, I'm
Lafayette!

"That's so fucking fast!" George yells out.

Watch me engagin' em! Escapin' em!
Enragin' em! I'm-
Lafayette!
I go to France for more funds
Lafayette!
I come back with more guns

"Aw it's slowing down," Alex and Philip whines.

And ships
And so the balance shifts
We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts
We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them off at sea, but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need
I know

Hamilton!

"STOP MENTIONING HIM SO FUCKING MUCH!" Jefferson screams.
"It's HIS musical Jefferson," Madison says.

Sir, he knows what to do in a trench
Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean-

"I feel special, thanks Laf"
"No problem friend,"
"You call him friend after he didn't help?"
"He was in fucking jail at the time Jefferson-" George says growling.

Hamilton!
Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually
What's he gonna do on the bench ami?
Hamilton!
No one has more resilience
Or matches my practical tactical brilliance
Hamilton!
You wanna fight for your land back?
Hamilton!
I need my right-hand man back!

"Ya need your son back~" Groff says, he got a death glare from Alex and a faint smile from Washington.

Ah! Uh, get ya right-hand man, back
You know you gotta get ya right-hand man back
I mean you gotta put some thought
Into the letter but the sooner the better
To get your right-hand man back

Alexander Hamilton
Troops are waiting in the field for you
If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide
Oh, Alexander Hamilton
I have soldiers that will yield for you
If we manage to get this right
They'll surrender by early light
The world will never be the same, Alexander

Washington hangs his head down a little, since he already can tell what was next.