Hamilton reacts to Crap //Requests OPEN Read Desc//

♡Stay Alive♡

Don't forget Chris is Lee so have fun with your imagination

Stay alive
Stay alive

I have never seen the General so despondent
I have taken over writing all his correspondence
Congress writes, George, attack the British forces
I shoot back, we have resorted to eating our horses

"Lock up your daughter's and horses!" Groff yells out.
"Ah I see what you did there," Lee says.

Local merchants deny us equipment, assistance
They only take British money, so sing a song of sixpence

Alex, Laurens, Mulligan, Lafayette, Burr, and Washington growl at the memory.

The cavalry's not coming
But, sir
Alex, listen, there's only one way for us to win this
Provoke outrage
Outright
That's right
Don't engage, strike by night

Remain relentless 'til their troops take flight
Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight

Outrun
Outrun
Outlast
Outlast
Hit 'em quick, get out fast
CKLAPLASH!

That made Jefferson laugh and Hamilton give him a death glare.

Stay alive 'til this horror show is past
We're gonna fly a lot of flags half-mast
Raise a glass
I go back to New York and my apprenticeship
I ask for French aid, I pray that France has sent a ship

George smiles, from what his father did.

I stay at work with Hamilton, we write essays against slavery
And every day's a test of our camaraderie and bravery

Alex and Laurens smiles from ear to ear. Washington just nods.

We cut supply lines, we steal contraband
We pick and choose our battles and places to take a stand
And every day, sir, entrust me with a command

"Oh god..." Washington and Alex mutters.

And every day
No
He dismisses me out of hand

Instead of me, he promotes Charles Lee

"LETS GOOO!"

Makes him second-in-command
I'm a general WHEEEE

Lee's jaw drops and the other laugh.

Yeah, he's not the choice I woulda gone with
He shits the bed at the Battle of Monmouth

Everyone attack
Retreat
Attack
Retreat

Washington growls at Lee, and he looked embarrassed.

What are you doing, Lee? Get back on your feet
But there's so many of them
I'm sorry, is this not your speed?

Hamilton
Ready, sir
Have Lafayette take the lead
Yes, sir

"I thought you were letting me have lead," Alex says pouting.
"My father would be better," George says laughing.

A thousand soldiers die in a hundred-degree heat
As we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat
Charles Lee was left behind without a pot to piss in
He started saying this to anybody who would listen.

"Can I shoot him a second time-" Laurens mutters, which made Alex laugh.
"I wish!"

Washington cannot be left alone to his devices
Indecisive from crisis to crisis
The best thing he can do for the revolution
Is turn 'n go back to planting tobacco in Mount Vernon

"I want to shoot him-" Philip, George, Lafayette, Mulligan, Laurens, and Alex say at the same time.
"Oh my god not again-" Washington said face palming.

Ooh!
Don't do a thing, history will prove him wrong
But, sir
We have a war to fight, let's move along
Strong words from Lee, someone oughta hold him to it
I can't disobey direct orders
Then I'll do it

Alexander, you're the closest friend I've got
Laurens, do not throw away your shot

"Here we fucking go!" Groff yells out.