Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I have been busy with school and have no good ideas for stuff at all. Also my writing is terrible so I have been discouraged. Anyways, here lol.
(I don't condone drugs)
3rd person POV-
The three 17 year olds were laying on the floor, high out of their minds. They were tasting colors and seeing music and uh. Yeah it was just bad. Anyways, Dixie got the bright idea to walk to McDonald's at 3 in the morning, and the rest of them agreed stupidly, but they're high. What did you expect.
Dixie's POV-
"Yo, I can see the words you're saying, and taste them. I wonder if we're in some sort of writing thing, idk, maybe not. I am high after all" I laugh, "yo the fan is spinning" Isis said, bursting out laughing after pointing at it, Bonner started laughing at the color of the floor. I guess anything is funny when ur doped out. "I'm hungry" I whine, we ran out of snacks. "Yo there's grass outside ye can just eat that, duh" Gonner said. "But I don't wAnt grassssssss, wait I sound like a snake hahaha sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" I remark, sticking my tongue out as I make the s sound. Isis gets my guitar and starts playing if beautifully. Playing the c chord wrong, the g chord wrong. "Dude that is beeeutiful" I compliment "I know right, I'm amazing at this" "I didn't say you needed to be cocky" I laugh. We all laugh at the terrible joke. "Waaaiitt. What if, hear me out but, what if we go to McDonald's and get chicken nuggets" I say, they all nod vigorously.
"Dude, it's 2:30, we gotta wait till 3 so it's spooky" "Why?" I tilt my head "I'm hungry, so I wanna eat, and that's what I'm gonna do" I say, but Isis tackles me to the bed "Noooooo, it's opposite day so 3 am is the not spooky hour dumbass" she hisses at the illiterate pirate. "When did it become opposite day?" He asks, I shrug "I don't know, I just decided it was so it is." Isis 'explains' to him and me. I roll my eyes, "Fine, we'll wait till 3." Isis cheers and runs back off of me.
30 minutes later-
We're walking to McDonald's now, I was being big brain and decided not to drive, since I'm hIgh you know? Anyways, it's about half a block away so we got there pretty quick. I get my money ready and go up to the drive through thing "yo, can we have e orders of chicken nuggets please?" There was no one else at the drive through, it was completely deserted, besides the employees somehow, I don't know why, they're supposed to be out by now but. I go up to the window and pay for everything and then we go to the second window and get the food :3. We walk along the street halfway on the sidewalk. Isis all the way on the sidewalk, me in between the side walk and the road and Gonner completely on the road. I suggest we all walk on the sidewalk but Gonner just called me a pussy. Until he almost got ran over by a drunk driver. What a world we live in I think to myself. When we get back to my house Isis stole Gonner chickie nuggies and then I had to get those back and then she took mine and I had to get those back. It was was a whole thing, then we all fell asleep on the floor. After of course throwing away the trash from the chickie nuggies. (We recycled sorry)
The end
Again sorry for the not updating recently, school and shit. I'll try and post more often, bye.
-Leon (he/they)
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i will regret this- what? gonner and dixie oneshots
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