i first started writing this friday night but just pretend its friday ig
5:00 AM
Trey: I hate tik tok
Qasim: same
Qasim: now go back to sleep
Cody: my sister is talking to her boyfriend on the phone
Quinn: is he hot
Cody: I'm hotter
Quinn: he must be pretty disappointing to look at then
Cody: :(
Adanna: AKSKSKSKSK THEY ENDED YOU PLSSSS 😭💀
(no offense to adanna but she'd def text like this)
Cody: shut up you have an android. you're not allowed to laugh
Adanna: it's a free country
John: stop arguing
John: also i've met Fiona's boyfriend and he is hot
Omar: who's Fiona
Trey: Shrek's wife
Colleen: ^ actually, she's Cody's sister
Cody: how tf do you know my sister's name when I never told you
Colleen: I know all
Cody: what's my full name then
Colleen: Cody O'Rourke
Cody: she's onto me
Colleen: i've known you since 6th grade. of course i know your last name
Joshua: JOHNNY
John: what is it Joshy
Joshua: YOU FIND CODY'S SISTERS BF HOT
Joshua: I THOUGHT WE WERE DATING
Nikolai: LOL GAY
John: NOOO
John: I AM SO SORRY
John: 🥺
Jackson: Stop using that stupid emoji. It's not gonna make him forgive you.
Joshua: I forgive you, Johnny
John: :D
Nikolai: LOL JACKSON WAS WRONG XD GET NOOBED
Jackson: I give up
Nikolai: LOL THE NICKSTER WINS
Jackson: wins... what?
Jackson: And please don't call yourself the Nickster.
Nikolai: when I enter high school ima introduce myself as the Nickster 😎😎😎😎
Jackson: please don't
Nikolai: I will
Jackson: I'm trying to help you. If you call yourself that ridiculous name out loud then you will forever be a social reject.
Qasim: Jackie knows a LOT about shit like this. He's extremely smart
Qasim: he should write a book on how to not become a social reject?
Mateo: what would he call it?
Jackson: How not to become a social reject: by a social reject
Adanna: DID HE REALLY JUST ROAST HIMSELF PLS
Jackson: I'm self-aware
Mason: I'm so fucking tired
John: LANGUAGE
