Anna bought cream at Sainsbury's.
Anna ate the cream and sprayed it everywhere.
Lily got cream on her shoulder and Sunny laughed.
We walked back and Anna made out with the cream.
We got home and then went to the park.
Anna threw the cream and Sunny and Lily gasped.
"How could you do that to your wife?" they said in unison.
Alfie arrived.
Anna started beating up the cream.
Wasps came to save the cream but it didn't work.
Alfie went home.
Sunny ran away with the cream.
Lily made a plan and told Sunny.
Then Sunny got Anna to come near a tunnel full of spiders.
"Say goodbye to your wife." Lily said
Sunny rolled the cream in the tunnel.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Anna sCreamed125 words
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