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    best weezerfic in history prepare tissue and popcorn because things about to get crazy

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    carnage

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    select your weapon:
    ⏹bazooka
    ⏹bb gun
    ▶️rivers cuomo
    YOU CHOSE rivers cuomo.
    IS THIS YOUR FINAL CHOICE? 
    (Warning: You won't change your decision in-game)
    ➪Yes                               No
    harry potter: welcome y/n to the starvation games! now that you have obtained your weapon, i'll give you some power-ups you can use!
    
                            
    
                                harry potter: welcome y/n to the starvation games! now that you have obtained your weapon, i'll give you some power-ups you can use!
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    *gives you a sack of wheat*
    bary botter: ENJOY THIS sack OF WHEAT! good luck adventurer!
    You left the dumpster you're in. You have a sack of wheat in your hands. You also have your rivers cuomo weapon. You are now ready to fight into battle. 
    LOADING...
    You are now teleported in Mars. There has been a war between armys and gigachads. the armys were stronger than you thought. you whip out your rivers cuomo and began shooting some pinkerton into their lungs. The armys choke and suffocate almost instantly. 
    
                            
    
                                you pull out the last and most powerful ammo you can shoot out from a rivers cuomo: pacific daydream
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    you pull out the last and most powerful ammo you can shoot out from a rivers cuomo: pacific daydream.
    
                            
    
                                you pull out the last and most powerful ammo you can shoot out from a rivers cuomo: pacific daydream
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    the armys succumb to their fate. the gigachads win and rivers cuomo was dancing renegade. you saved the universe from ultimate destruction.
    LOOK YALL!
    this is a joke btw
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