weezer fic [super smexy]

no there is no other one

rivers demanded answers.

all he wanted was a peaceful night with his popcorn and lava lamp, but then suddenly all his windows disappeared. he pressed a button on the wall and matt's alarm head went

WEE WOO WEE WOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY

rivers had no choice but to hide under his fortnite table. he called 211 but he pressed the wrong numbers and accidentally called obama. but obama was actually happy that yivers called, because after that he invited him to the white house.

rivers went outside his house to find a huge oyster just playing go fish with michael jackson. of course, the oyster won. michahl yelled out a sad "hee hee" l, which can be heard from across las vegas.

rivers walked to the woods AND FOUND THE FUCKING KEYS TO HIS CAR HE LOST ABOUT TWO HUNDRED DAYS AGO. he sighed a reliefed sigh. he was happy. that was his universal key. it can open anything. even your mo-

anyways he arrived at the white house and rang the doorbell 69 times for confirmation. obama opened the door and welcomed him in and it was actually A BIRTHDAY SURPRISE PARTY FOR RIVERS!!!!!!!
gered way was there, snopp dog, april lovin, and guess what????? JESUS WAS THERE TO CONGRATULATE HIM ON HIS NEW ALBUM AND MISSION WITH JAMES BOND. THE JAMES "PAPER" BOND. how cool is that.

that's when rivers awoke to the sound of his alarm clock... it was all a dream

that's how pacific daydream got its name and orgyin.