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"SQUEEZE MY LEMON JIMMY!"
"No, Robert, I can't do that."
"Come on Jimlove, squeeze my lemon till 'the juice runs down my leg, squeeze it so hard i'll fall right out of bed."
"Robert, I just can't do it."
"IF YOU DON'T SQUEEZE MY LEMON, I WILL TOUCH YOUR TANGERINE-"
"NO ONE WILL TOUCH MY TANGERINE"
* boom * someone slammed the door, and it was ... Roger Taylor with his car ?!
"Ello gay besties I just want to ask if my car and I can join?"
"Yes but without that car, this room isn't that big" Robert said, and Jimmy glared at him.
"UGH I WILL FUCK WITH YOU ONLY UNDER CONDITION THAT MY CAR WILL BE HERE-" Roger didn't even finish the sentence and suddenly NICK MASON broke through the window ?!
"Guten Tag horny bitches I just want to ask if you don't have apple pie without crust?"
"Uh no Nikki," Robert said quietly. So Nick got angry and blew up the whole house.

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