scp's as vines part 3 because i have lost all my sanity.

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035: I saw you hanging out with y/n yesterday!

Someone: 035, it's not what you think!-

035: I won't hesitate, *pulls out gun*

B I S H . *pew pew*

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Someone: how did you take down 049-j?

049: I shot him in the legs. Because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and hes a idiot-

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Dr. Wood be like:
*skipping around in site-19*

🎶baby! (Hey!) Take me, to the, feeling!🎶

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Dr. Newman: we all die, you ought to kill yourself or get killed.

His buds: *drums* 🎶whatchu gonna do?🎶 *more drums* 🎶whatchu gonna do?🎶

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049 when he has to deal with 049-j: 🎶hey, how you doin'? Well I'm doing just fine! (I lied, I'm dying inside)🎶

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Sk: *walks into kitchen* GG?
(( GG = gate guardian. ( no sk didn't say GG literally he did say gate guardian. ))

GG: shhhhhhh...

Sk: what are you doing?

GG: I'm making holy water.

Sk: how is that making holy water?

GG: I'm boiling the hell out of it.

*music*

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Y/N in every book: so I was just thinking about-

*someone starts being a bully to them*

Y/N: aw f***, I can't believe you've done this.

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Dr. Bright: don't f*** with me, I got the power of god and anime on my side!

The 05: wait-

Dr. Bright: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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035 when someone tries to talk back: *nuh uh* that is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of-
*ydydlhdyhodlhdyodpydyldlhflhdhodoyehleyoekydldhoryoeoydlydykxgkdoydiydoyeoydoy*

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(OOC warning here just in case I got dr. Sherman's personality wrong)

Dr. Wood: *walks into dr. Sherman's office* what are you listening to?

Dr. Sherman: uh y'know just a little John mellencamp. *is vibing*

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Some random MTF guy: sir! The city is being destroyed!

The 05: f***! We should've never brought home that king Kong monkey (dr. Bright)- *giggles*

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Milla: I'm never wrong.

I thought I was wrong one time....

BUT I WAS WRONG.
*insert milla putting on glasses*

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049-2: *talking to the other 049-2's while 049 is curing someone else off in the distance, really far away though*

listen when our plan in action I better not see or hear shi-

049: *drops some of his tools on the floor by accident, making noise*

049-2: *looks to where the sound came from* . . . Hello?

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The end lol

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