boomb and meeroline //a true love story//

chapter two

boomb:

"MEEROLINE BOOMB TIME FOR DIN DIN" mother meeroline called out from the kitchen.

oh no. meeroline is outside battling a wild boar. what am i gonna tell them?

hmmmmm it seems like there is a lot of witchcraft supplies is in here. i'll say that she put a spell on herself and disappeared.

yeah that's good.

"Meeroline won't be joining us for dinner tonight. she did a spell on herself and she disappeared."

"AHHHHHHHH" a scream came from outside and we looked to see the wild boar flying through the air. meeroline was convulsing on the ground screaming

"MWAHAHAHA IM A BYADDIE" over and over.

then she jumped up all of a sudden and made her way inside.

"HEY BITCH" she screamed at the top of her lungs as she walked through the door and chucked the tire and her dad.

luckily though, her dad did not hear her or else she would have been in big trouble.

he looked up at the sky "now... where the hell did this tire come from." he said and meeroline flipped him off.

"Fuck you dad." she said and grabbed my arm forcing me into the living room.

she proceeded to flash me, then lick her arm. she bolted into the kitchen like nothing happened.

wtf

Meeroline:

boomb was definitely seduced by my epically gnarly boar fighting skills.

the second he threw me at smoo, i knew it meant that he loved me.

boomb is so beautiful. his luscious ginger hair, the box shaped head and four million shark teeth really make me want to wank.

here we sit at the dinner table. we are eating steak and cheese. kind of a weird combination, but i smell like constant shit so i'm not one to talk.

i keep rubbing my toes on boomb from under the table and he makes strange grunting noises. maybe i'm hiding a bruise i'm not sure. he's probably wanking.

my parents were talking to parents boomb about politics and stupid republican shit, so i figured i'd add on to the conversation with some of my epically gnarly singing still and add some tunes to make this convo groovy.

"YOUUUUU TELL ME THE RIGHT THING!!!! OOHH-WOAH-OH" I screamed as loud as i could and stared twerking violently on our cat, romp.

romp replied with clawing my ass. so i started running around the kitchen screaming bloody murder. then i came to a sudden hult to ask boomb if he wanted to ride bikes.

his parents made him so we rode our bikes down to the boat ramp.

it was so peaceful and romantic. both of us just looking out at the water, sitting on our bikes.

however, that was interrupted when he projectile pushed me off my bike and i went flying down the rocks and into the cold lake. blood spewed everywhere as he because having an asthma attack from i guess laughter.

his laughter is like music to my ears. like a hog.

i laid in the water lifelessly as boomb rode away, leaving me behind to vent for myself in sorrow, as the love of my life just busted my head open and rode away laughing.... *sigh*

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