boomb and meeroline //a true love story//

chapter 6

wilteen beanie

WHATS GOOD YALL today we are back on wilteen daily news and i am covering the story of  boomb and meeroline epic romantic encounter at the lake last weekend. one sec...
*shoves finger 7 inches into noes* sorry. booger.

anyways this all starts in the wonderful tennessee... at kentucky lake. god, fucking idiots don't even know what state they are in. sorry just one second...

🎶heyyyyy soull sistuhhhh *inaudible mumbling* radio radio radioooo🎶

sorry. anyways. meeroline and wilteen were laying in her bed at 1:37 am on the verge of falling asleep, then meeroline decides to interrupt wilteen snuggling up with jackson doon to tell her about her romantic encounter with boomb the previous weekend.

because jackson doon wont stop talking wilteen makes the obvious decision to kick him out out the window but as she's doing such... sorry just one more time.

🎶 i'm jaylousss im ovuhsellussss when i get down i get reall downnn when im high i don't come down 😮‍💨 I GET REALLY FUCKING 😡🤬👹ANGRY😡🤬👹🎶

sorry. but as wilteen was kicking her boyfriend jackson doon out the window, she sees someone whip by. OMG ITS TYLER ASHTON! HES COME TO SAVE WILTEEN AND MEEROLINE!

but. as you know meeroline of course isn't shutting the fuck up about boomb so let's take a closer listen at what she has to say...

meeroline:
so last week on saturday i was speed racing on the golf cart to get to the local creep for some meth. WHATTT I WASNT GONNA DO THE METH I WAS JUST GONNA DO SOME HA... project later. 😏 but then... I SAW HIM!

"BOOOOOOMBBB 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹" I screamed bloody murder as loud as i possibly could and swerved off the road, hitting him with the golf cart and knocking his skinny sharkheaded body over.

I jump out of the golf cart and naruto run my way to his lifeless body... he's begging me not to hurt him anymore.

"ÆUGH 😩 BOOMB YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO ME WHEN YOU BEG"

I grab his knee cap- WILTEEN SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TALKIMG TO YOUR DUMB ASS DAILY NEWS!

"SYOOPER CYALLA FREDYA LEESTEEC- sorry." -wilteen.

I grab his knee cap for extra stability while i wank to the sight of his blood covered almost lifeless begging body. he's so desperate for me not to kill him, he wants me so bad.

but then i hear it...

the voice that calls me... it's the lake. its bringing me too my true calling. i jump back onto the golf cart and drive in a trance until i get to the lake. i clomp to the dock and dive straight into the water. my tail forms and i finally feel... free again.

until next time boomby boyyy 😏

wilteen beanie:

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT GUYS STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE HERSELF!!

until we meet again peeps

yaga 😎