Firey has been very depressed lately, his wife, well Ex-wife Leafy took his Island in the divorce. He misses his island so much.
"I wish I had my island back..." Firey sighed as he walked to the mondstadt adventurer's guild. Katheryne quit her job as the receptionist there because she wanted to be a part of Aether's harem, what a bitch.
Firey now works at the mondstadt adventurer's guild in hoping of somebody finding his island, but instead he has to give greedy shits primogems so they can complete their fucking harem.
Firey was giving greedy shits primos as usual then suddenly Yomiya and Childe came up to him. "Firey what's wrong, you look depressed?" Yomiya said calmly
"I miss my island Yomiya, I miss it a lot..." Firey sighed with sadness in his voice. "How come you can't just find a new one?" Asked Childe. "It just wouldn't be the same..." Firey Replied
Suddenly Yomiya got a idea. "Hey, do you know who Venti is?" Yomiya asked. Firey's face began to flush. He's always had feelings for Venti ever since he came to monstadt "W-why yes I have!" Firey said blushing deeply. "B-but w-what does that Sussy baka have to do with this!" he added
"Well I think you should marry him!" Yomiya exclaimed. Firey began to blush even harder "W-w-w-what!?" He cried. "Yeah he's the perfect match for you" Childe said enthusiastically "And he has a island, a B I G one" he added
"F-fine I'll go talk to him..." said Firey as he walked over to Venti.
Venti's POV:
I saw Firey walking over and I started blushing heavily. I've had a crush on him ever since he arrived at monstadt. "U-uhm V-Venti" Firey said. I noticed he was blushing which made me blush even harder.
"There's s-something I-I need to t-tell you..." my heart skipped a beat when he said that. "W-what is it?" I said trying not to stutter. "I-I like you a-alot a-and w-WILL YOU MARRY ME!" he exclaimed. "Oh my gosh O-of course!" I said as I gave him a soft tender kiss.
His tongue was scorching hot.. but it felt so good
(So this is how the despair of cringing feels... ahh, its so wonderful! Even a tenth of this embarrassment even a hundredth! I want every last soul on this planet to taste such cringe! I want the entire world to die with such cringe in its mouth- sorry I was having a moment. back to the story 👉☺️👉)
"Great the wedding is next week!" He said enthusiastically as he gave me a small peck on the cheek and went back to his job. I smiled happily but then I noticed Aether's sister, Car Battery (I'm not giving you the context of that name-) staring at me with disgust
Car Battery's POV:
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED PLEASE DONT TELL ME ANOTHER FUCKING WEDDING IS HAPPENING I ALREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH A WEDDING YESTERDAY WHAT THE FUCCCCCKKKKKKK-
*Time skip next week*
No one's POV:
Today was the big day, Firey and Venti were getting married. Car battery was forced to sit outside so she wouldn't screw up the wedding lmao. Firey was waiting at the alter for his groom when suddenly the doors swung open as he saw Venti in a white dress. Firey blushed madly as he saw his soon to be Husband in that sexy white dress (IM BEING SERIOUS CALL A AMBULANCE).
"Venti, do you take Firey to be your husband; to live together in the covenant of marriage? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?" Albedo said
"I-I do" said Venti. "And Firey, do you take Venti to be your husband; to live together in the covenant of marriage? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, be faithful to him as long as you both shall live?" Albedo asked Firey
"I do" Firey said enthusiastically. "By the power vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife. Firey, you may kiss your groom." Said Albedo happily as Venti and Firey pulled in for a passionate kiss as everyone clapped and cheered.
After the wedding they had a after party and got drunk and they [Use your imagination kiddos].
The End
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Send help, I'm being serious send help
