chapter 20: parenting lessons number 1 embarass your kids

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AQAN ( A QUICK AUTHORS NOTE)
HAYA PARTHNER!!! IM JUST GONNA SAY, CHAPTER 20 YAAY!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS BOOK MADE THIS FAR BEFORE (ONLY IN MY NOTEBOOKS) AND I WANN SAY THANX 4 BEING WITH ME NOW HERES THE STORY

~1:46 am~
zayella: *yawn* good morning!!!
*everyone was snoring*
zayella: hmmm maybe a mortal like me wakes up very early *walks downstairs* hmmm i hear snoring *sees the stan twins sleeping on each other* what a weird family just like jemari's family

~flash back~

jems mom: oh dear have some homebaked cookies
jems dad: no have some cake
jems bro: no have some bread instead
zayella's thoughts: i cant take this anymore!!!

~end of flashback~

zayella: weird *sees a laser on her forehead* what the? *gets pushed by agent powers* what in the world?
agent p.: you have a highly combastible uncontrolable powers give it up now or we will be in grave danger
zayella: powers? you butt what are you doing?
powers: just give it up now

~attic~
dipper: mabel put the light out *hear helicopters* mabel!!! *gets up* zayella!!!

~downstairs~

zayella: dipper help
trigger: get lost kiddo
zayella: hmmmm lost? *teleports dipper and zayella away and into the darkness*

~darkness~

zayella: dipper you okay?
dipper: yeah but where are we?
zayella: its my former home
dipper: yeah but which one?
zayella: the underworld
carlo: dun dun dunnnn
zayella: shut up carlo youre just a narrator
carlo: awwwww
dipper: what exactly are we here?
zayella: to get somethings that are usually not allowed in your world that can destroy people
dipper: oh god
zayella: my dad
dipper: so you teleported us in the underworld to let your dad free in gravity falls? im feeling bill cipher business here
zayella: *sigh* dad! you home? if you are i want you to destroy an oregon named gravity falls please
overlord: fine sweetheart
dipper: sweetheart? wow thats sounds embarrasing!
zayella: i know right oh and wait till i see your parents
dipper no no wai....

~california~
dipper and mabels mom: dear, did you feed the cat?
dipper and mabels dad: no honey
mom: well you should do it or mabel will kill you dear
dad: okay fine *dipper and zayella appeared infront of him* oh honey i think dipper came back
mom: i guess its just a drea.... *sees zayella* oh my god! arent you the cutest! *pinches zayella's cheeks*
dipper: mom you say that to every girl i study with
zayella: *makes evil smile at dipper* told ya dipps
dipper: fine my parents are the worst
zayella: *teleports both back to gravity falls* dad!
overlord: oh hi honey
zayella: i want you to *whisphers* okay?
overlord: okay *banishes the agents to the cursed realm* bye honey *goes back to the underworld*
dipper: welp going back to sleep *goes back to sleep*
zayella: and im going to watch tv
carlo: im too sleepy to narrate good night guys!

A/N
SUP GUYS THAT WAS IT AND I JUST WATCHED THE REGULAR SHOW MIXIN RELAXIN EPISODE AND THAT WAS AKWARD AND THIS IS A GREAT REFERENCE TO IT THO, SO 330 READS? GOOD IDEA
MMTP: BAD IDEA
ME: YOU KNOW WHAT MR MC TALKY PANTS? YOUR THE BAD IDEA IM PUTTING YOU TO THE POUND!
MMTP: YOU CANT DO THAT! *PUTS IN THE POUND* I GUESS YOU HAVE THE RIGHTS THEN
ME: WELP THATS ABOUT IT I LOVE SAYING WELP WHT AM IM I SAYING? OH YEAH SO 330 READS DONT FORGET ABOUT THAT ZAYELLA!!!
BRENDON: THE END IS NEAR
ME: DONT LISTEN TO HIM BYEEEE

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