(Randy x OC) Red and Blue! The Ninja Duo!

McOne Armed and Dangerous

~Third Person's P.O.V~

It was a Sunday afternoon as the four friends walked through the city, following Howard who wanted to go to something that day but wouldn't say what.

The two teen heroes, while not against the idea, weren't as chipper about it by their tired expressions, matching bags under eyes, slouching forms, unhappy frowns, and booth chugging down some energy drinks.

Rachel, seeing her friend's unhappiness, asked. "Are you guys okay?"

Riley groans as she hisses. "McFist"

"Yeah!" Randy puts in while taking another swing of his drink. "He's been coming after us every day for two weeks! We're sick of it!"

Riley grimaces while knocking back the last of her drink as unpleasant memories popped into her mind.

                                                                                    ~~Flashback~~ 

One of those annoying days consisted of the two heroes chasing after a pair of Chainsaw werewolves through the halls of the school, weapons out.

"Where do you think you're going?" Ninja asks sarcastically as they chased the two around a corner.

A moment of silence before a loud "CRUD!"

And the two quickly ran away yelling from a now hoard of Chainsaw werewolves.

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Another day, the two heroes were fighting a group of robo-lizards in the middle of a basketball game and were quickly ganged up on. 

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The most recent day was agreeably the strangest as the heroes stared down at a large chocolate cake with red and blue decorations sitting innocently in the school's field with writing on the top in red and blue icing that said, 'For Ninja and Kunoichi only'.

Ninja laughs and goes to take a piece but a hand on his shoulder stops him.

Looking at his partner, he sees her blankly staring at something slightly above them and turns to look himself.

What he sees makes him copy Kunoichi's expression.

"Go on..."

Behind a forest scenery cut out was McFist in a large robotic tank with all its weapons pointed at the two teens.

"Take it!" McFist growls.

The two heroes shared an exasperated look before going back to staring at a growing irritable McFist.

"Take it!"

The heroes groan and shake their heads.

                                                                 ~~~~~~~Flashback ends~~~~~~~~~~~

"OK, that last one was just insulting." Riley points out with an eye roll while throwing her drink can away into a nearby trashcan.

"Agreed." Randy says before also throwing away his can. "Listen, I don't care what we do today, as long as it has zero percent to do with Hannibal McFist."

The moment Randy says this, the sound of cheering makes the group turn around to see a crowd in front of  McFist industries where a McFist themed stage was set up.