Raiders of the Lost Nomicon

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~Third Person P.O.V~

~Inside the Ninja/Kunoichi Nomicon~

Deep in the mountains on the Nomicons, Randy and Riley were training with the task of climbing up a waterfall.

The two were panting as they climbed and were soaked from the water.

After a few minutes, they were able to reach a small ledge to take a breath.

"Hey, Nomicons." Randy started saying as Riley was wringing water out of her hair. "Guess whose ridiculous waterfall challenge is about to get got! Boom! Yours." He then catches a fish smugly when it fell towards him. He looked up to gloat again only for another fish to smack him in the face and knocking him of the ledge.

"Randy!" Riley yelled as he fell down towards the lake.

She watched him fall and suddenly felt something smack her in the back of the head, making her loses her balance, and started fall down after her partner.

Randy grunted as he hit multiple rocks on the way down until crashing into the lake. He breaks the surface while spitting out water and feeling annoyed about the fall.

A sudden faint noise distracts him from his annoyance for a moment as he looks around for the source before looking up in time for Riley to crash onto him.

A large slab of rock lifted the two soaking teens out of the water. The two sat up and spat out some water.

"What does climbing a waterfall have to do with kicking butt anyway?" Randy complained feeling annoyed by the task and embarrassed for messing up in front of Riley. "We should be learning awesome fighting moves like ultimate punches and ultimate kicks, and ultimate kick-punches.

Water falls on him from above making him deadpan and Riley try to hold in a snort.

"Really?" Randy grumbled into the air with red cheeks.

A group of fish then falls on him and a small laugh escapes Riley.

Cheeks getting darker, Randy rips a fish off his head and stands up angerly. "How am I gonna be a master Ninja if I spend all my time getting fish-slapped?"

A small patch of water clears in front of Randy and Riley letting them see a message.

                           -The tiger who refuses to get his paws wet catches no fish.-

Randy, like usual, didn't understand the meaning of the message. "I don't want to catch fish, I want to punch them." Pause. "Not punch fish, I want to punch bad guys."

Sighing, Riley stood up and tried to help. "Randy that's not what they-"

"No I'm done today. "Randy cut her off. "So to them I say, a cannonball."

Randy then does just that and leaves the Nomicon.

Riley stared at the stilling water blankly before slowly looking up at the sky. "Why do I get the feeling nothing good will come from this."

She doesn't get an answer back.

~Back Outside~ 

                                                                         ~~With Randy~~

Lifting his head up, Randy shook off the drool on his face and glared angerly at his book. "I'm so sick of not getting straight answers from the Nomicon and it making me shoob things up in front of Riley!"

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