Nagito and me (VERY sexy)

Chris Hansen Appears!

My darling fiancé, the ultimate wingsuiter, led me through the halls to where his room was sure to be. But as I entered through the door, a terrifying sight awaited me.

Chris Hansen, the ultimate predator catcher, was sitting on the bed, smiling at me.

"Miss In'serté, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat over there?" He gestured towards a seat by the bed. I looked around for Nagito, but he was nowhere in sight. My body compelled me though, and I took the seat he was gesturing towards. "What are you doing here?"

The calmness in his voice frightened me, but I felt compelled to answer.

"I... I was here with my fiancé, Nagito Komaeda, the ultimate wingsuiter, the future wingsuit hok-"

"Yes, yes, we know. But why are you, a 44 year old lady, engaged to a 16 year old boy?"

I fell silent. I'd never considered that somebody would consider our love improper.

"What were you here to do with him?"

I felt unbelievably worried, and said in the smallest voice possible.

"boogadiba"

"Did you come here with condoms?" He asked, his eyes piercing mine

"No" I said, truthfully, "I want his children"

"I think I've heard enough" Chris Hansen said, standing up. "The police are outside, this school is surrounded, and Nagito is somewhere safe. The only question is..." he brushed his hand to the side, revealing a pizza and a taser. I recoil, desperately looking around for an escape. Before I could do anything, 50,000 volts were coursing through my body, and I fell to the ground. "Where are we going to hide your body?"

The last thing I saw was Chris Hansen standing over me, a slice of pizza in one hand, a brick in the other. "Goodbye, Selph In'serté" he said before I passed out.

Several minutes later, a voice rang throughout the complex

"A body has been discovered!"

FIN