(this was written in 2012 in a fan fiction site. It’s a cross parody of the Monty Python and the holy grail and “let the right one in” novel. I’m modifying it just slightly)
Staffan: Halt! Who goes there?
Oskar: It is I, Oskar Erikson, knight of Blackegard, Jonny’s conqueror, and all the surroundings.
Staffan: Oh, pull the other one.
Oskar: I am, this is my trusty friend Johan. We ridden across Racksta, Blackegard, Angby maybe in search for people to join me.
Staffan: What, ridden on bikes?
Oskar: Yes!
Staffan: You’re using Rubik’s cube! You have two halves of the Rubik’s cube and you’re banging them together!
Oskar: So?
Staffan: Where did you get the Rubik’s cube?
Oskar: We found them.
Staffan: Found them? Here? That thing’s … unique! It’s quite expensive!
Oskar: Yes. But is there anyone who can join us?
Staffan: you would need a lot of money to buy it. But you don’t look like you could afford it.
Tommy: Bring out your dead!
(Bang)
Tommy: Bring out your dead!
(Bang)
Tommy: Bring out your dead!
(Bang)
Tommy: Bring out your dead!
(Bang)
Tommy: Bring out your dead!
(Bang)
Tommy: Bring out your dead!
(Bang)
Morgan: Here’s one.
Tommy: 9 kronor
Håkan: I’m not dead!
Tommy: What?
Morgan: Nothing, here’s 9 kronor.
Håkan: I’m not dead!
Tommy: He says he’s not dead.
Morgan: Oh he will be in a moment. He fell ten feet from the hospital window.
Håkan: I’m getting better.
Morgan: No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Tommy: I can’t take him like that, it’s against regulation.
Morgan: Can’t you stick around? He won’t last long.
Tommy: I can’t, they lost nine in Angby.
Håkan: I think I’ll go for a walk and look for Eli.
Morgan: You’re not fooling anyone.
Tommy: I can’t take him.
Morgan: Can’t you do something?
Håkan: I feel hor… (Whack)
Morgan: Oh, thank you.
Tommy: Not at all, I’ll be here next Tuesday.
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The holy Rubic's cube!
FanfictionThis is a parody i wrote in 2012. It is a crossover of the Monty Python and the novel 'let the right one in.'
