im sorry, did you really expect a description here? im a freaking rwby fanfic, why tf would I have a description?! descriptions are so outdated, nobody does that anymore. but, I mean... I guess I would be nice to have something to indicate if this s...
"That was an improvement, but it's not hard to improve on garbage"
- the chrome dinosaur
ruby, owl, and Yang, along with other students, come out of the ship and walk down the path to the front of the school.
owl: hey ruby
ruby; wat
owl- why is the bacon shiny
ruby : .....
owl ; ...
ruby -...
Yang:...
...
ruby, start getting excited about weapons
ruby; oh! Sorry...hehe...
ruby- yang
Yang: huh?
ruby ;you see that fire sword over there?
Yang - yeah, what about it
ruby: I wanna fuck it
RUBY, THATS NOT GETTING EXCITED, THATS GETTING TURNED O-
timeskip to meeting with snow white for comedic purposes
Yang- actually, my friends are here. gotta go catch up. k, cya-
owl: Yang
owl puts her hand on Yangs shoulder and stares into the blonde's lilac eyes
owl; you don't hang out with any of these aforementioned friends at all for the rest of the time you spend at bacon, me and ruby are starting to get worried. Yang, have you by any chance, taken you meds yet?
Yang- I forgor 💀
owl;
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Yang and her friends all storm off to bacon, leaving owl and ruby behind. owl feels two taps on her shoulder and turned around.
???: yo what's up
ruby; yo
???- look, I've got a bucket of chicken, wanna do i-
the man talkings to them turns to ice. owl and ruby turn around and see Weiss.
Weiss: How immature.
owl- wait why is your name capitalized but not mine?
ruby stares at the heiress with sparkles an her eyes. welp, looks like ruby has immediately fallen for Weiss...
wait why is ruby so horny in this chapte-
owl: oi
she snaps her fingers in front of ruby's face , taking her out of lalaland.
owl- look... as much as i ship whiterose, Im going to gather up a harem whether the author wants it or not
