Funeral for the NOT Dead Deku

chapter 3: don't panic! you're really joking at a time like this?

Izuku felt like he was falling. He’d been like this for hours. Reaching out to the seven blurry figures- if they could even be called figures, they were more like blobs- but that's besides the point.

It seemed as if they were whispering but it was marbled and he didn’t understand what they were saying. He couldn’t speak, his throat felt like the sludge villain incident all over again.

Stars surrounded him and the blobs. There were two red figures, two purple figures, two blue figures, and one yellow, and each of the forms had different hues and outlines. They were all different in their own way. They seemed worried, frightened almost, and they were reaching out towards him too.

He slammed back into his body. Stars are shown in his vision. Izuku was very nauseous. “IZUKU” “OH MY GODS HE’S AWAKE” “Woah! Don’t throw up on us kid!” “Can we even be thrown upon?” 

Urgh, I’m gonna be sick. “HE’S GONNA BLOW EVERYONE RUN--” A smack could be heard. “Shut up idiot Izuku’s going to be fine.”

Izuku’s vision cleared. 7 people stood in front of him. He tried to ready himself for a fight but found he was restrained with tight metal cuffs. Izuku tensed. “Who are you, what do you wan--” He stopped when he noticed a face he’s only seen in pictures. “Nana?” He asked warily. 

They all froze. Nana grinned “Yall owe me ten grand.” Izuku was confused “Am I hallucinating? I must be drugged or something.” He questioned. “Nope, we’re not hallucinations.” The shorter blue one deadpanned. 

“W-who are you?” Izuku asked. 

“We are your Heroes in shining armor! We are-” The yellow one was cut off when Nana elbowed him in the side. “What third is trying to say is that we are here to help you.”

“We don’t really know why we manifested now, but-” The tall red one tried to explain but was shushed by the shorter red man with white hair.

They all panicked when they heard footsteps coming towards them. They panicked, even more, when they heard a voice scratchy voice saying. “Sensei I’ve got a surprise for you!” They panicked the most when the door opened to reveal a glaring All for One and a smirking Tomura Shigiraki. 

“I’ve captured the ninth! Isn’t it a perfect welcome home gift?”

“Yes Tomura, now leave while I talk to him”

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The creator of One for All was a scary man to say the least. His seven predecessors got into a fighting stance. It wouldn’t do anything.

They waited with bated breathe to see what All for One was doing. Izuku analyzed his every movement. It seemed as if he were pondering what to do with hi-

“Ah-Ha!” The man chuckled. “I know just the thing. I’ll give Shimura’s fire breath. The man was a cheater and a liar. Perfect for you and… your situation.” All for One smiled.

“I think I’m going to be sick” “Crapsicles”

 Crapsicles indeed.

A/N I plan on posting a long chapter 4 tomorrow!

Nex