Travis From Clear Creek

Fat

"I feel fat,"

He told you

As he walked out

Of the Texas Steakhouse.

You looked at him

And accidentally

Stabbed yourself in the eyes

As you screeched in pain

He said,

"This explains

Why I can speak whale"

Then he stripped off his skin

Revealing a sexy whale body.

He yelled

"DNYDIIYGETJOUTWFHU"

Before jumping into the ocean.

You stayed there on the ground

Until you realized

"I'm blind now."