Kunidazai bsd ^_^

Chapter 1

You could feel the stress inside of the armed detective agency from a mile away. Everyone in there are working as hard as they could, that's except for Ranpo who is sitting in his chair sucking on a lollipop.

Suddenly, the door was opened making a squeak sounds. A tall brunette man stood at the entrance. "Ahm." The brunette said, annoyed that no one has noticed him. "Oh hey Dazai!" Atsushi said, relived that he might be able to take a short break from work. "Atsushiiii~" Dazai said while getting closer to him. "I knew you were my favourite for a reason!" He said as he put his hand on Atsushi's head, making it a bigger mess then it already was. "WILL YOU BE QUIET FOR A SECOND?" Kunikida yelled from his desk.

Kunikida took a deep breath, trying to stay calm "We have work to do, and if you only plan to distract us, leave." A small smirk has appeared on Dazai's face. "Alright then! Bye everyone!" He said as he turned around and started to walk away.
Kyouka signed. She knew something like that would happen as soon as she heard the door opening.

A second later, Kunikida said something so surprising that caused the detectives look as him- "Dazai wait." No one has expect Kunikida to say to Dazai, especially after he made it clear that he didn't want Dazai to stay unless he wanted to work.
Dazai never want to work.

Dazai turned around as Kunikida continued "I'll teach you how to do paperwork correctly." "Why would I? Paperwork is boringgg" Dazai replied. "It's director's order." Kunikida said while he put a second chair at his table. "Come onnn you know you missed me Kunikida~~" Dazai ran and took Kunikida's glasses. "Don't lie to me again." Dazai said in his best Kunikida impression, right before Yosano punched him. "I don't know about you two but some of us are trying to work so shut it." Dazai, terrified from the death look Yosano sent him ran and set down next to Kunikida. Their hips where touching which caused a light blush appear on Kunikida's face, Dazai noticed and giggled for half a second.

The room was filled with awkward silence, until Kenji said "Is it okay if I'll eat? I'll do my best to stay up no matter what!" "Yeah, I don't think we'll have to fight anyone today" Junichiro said while checking his desk, looking for food "I don't have any. Eh- Ranpo, could you give Kenji some of your candy?" "I'd like some as well." Kyouka added. Ranpo said "Sure! I'll see what I have left!" Ranpo looked at every single drawer in his desk but all he found were many candy wrappers. "I don't have any... Only my lollipop and I am not willing to share it." "It's alright Ranpo" the redhead said, "I'll see if Naomi can order as something to eat, any requests?"

Dazai got up and slammed his hands on the table "That's the most ridiculous question I've ever heard. The answer should be obvious." "And what is it exactly?" Yosano asked. "PIZZA PARTY!" Dazai said in a childlike tone. "What's pizza? I never had those before. Is it some sort of city-animal? If it is I want something else." Kenji said, quite confused. "It's okay Kenji, pizza isn't an animal" Kunikida said in a soft voice.

"Did I hear pizza?" Haruno showed up out of nowhere "Naomi!! We're having a pizza party! Can you order- Eh- how many and what toppings?" The detectives got confused for a moment before they started asking for toppings. "Two slices with tomatoes please!" "Three with olives for me" "two with pineapples!!" "That's gross but okay." "Anything without animals!!" "Give him four regular ones, he needs to eat" "Two extra cheese" "I'll have two slices, no toppings." "Two with red onion for me and another one for Naomi!" "Three regular ones please!"

"And I'll have two with olives! You got that Naomi?" Haruno asked. "No, sorry guys!"
"It's okay everyone, I wrote it all down in Kunikida's notebook!" Dazai said in a heroic voice. "What?? I was the one who wrote it you waisting bandages machine!" Dazai laughed "I'm just messing with you!"
Dazai took a photo of the page and sent it to Naomi "thanks Dazai!!" Naomi yelled from the room next to them.

Author note: I'll post the chapter with the party on Thursday!