To the Dog Star and Back

Idiot

Remus

Sirius

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   Remus woke up to the Beatles singing 'Here Comes the Sun' and 49 missed messages from last night's idiot. He groaned and stretched before rolling out of bed. Literally.

   "Remus, dear, are you alright?" Hope called from downstairs.

   "Yeah, mum. I'm alright. My shirt just fell off my bed." His voice was croaky with sleep.

   "Oh, alright. It just sounded rather heavy." Hope's voice was laced with uncertainty.

   "Yeah, well, maybe that's because I was in the aforementioned shirt." He heard a laugh and he let out a chuckle himself.

   "Okay, dear. Be more careful next time." Her once concerned voice was now filled with poorly concealed amusement.

   "I'll try." Remus stood up and quickly changed into his school uniform: a white button up, black slacks, and a red, yellow, blue, or green tie. He wore a red tie with corresponding socks striped with honey yellow lines.

He finally braved a look at the messages, scrolling all the way to the top since his last message.

12:45 a.m

Unknown Number

i would never delete ur number

ur actually pretty cool

did u leave

yep

well then good morning

text u in the later morning

5:30 a.m. 

Unknown Number

good later morning stranger

james woke me up with his loud arse stomping

no curtesy for his underfloor neighbor

i had 2 get up for football tho

sucks that its so early

keeps me hot tho

in more ways than one if u kno what i mean 

james is telling me 2 hury my lazy arse up 

ill text u after practice

actualy ill text you on the way 2 and from practice

how do u even sleep through all of my texting

like dam

unles ur a heavy sleeper

u should wake up

i have 2 listen 2 jameses loud arse singing

he sounds like a goat being fucked

no joke

especially when he hits the high notes

he loves the old ones so hes singing best song ever by 1d

and i didnt think it could get worse with its bloody repitition

do u like 1d

i prefer the struts or even the beatles