Leading up to Millionaire Roll
Lou'a'vull is now hiring for allThe Kentucky Derby events.is nearing . The first Saturday in May. The festitivites actually start in April . Thunder Over Lou'a'vull Fireworks Show. Not before the Derby Cuising by out of towners . They are already in town. They have to come early. The LMPD are always on 264 Interstate waving them to go back. They are never wanted nor allowed to come and corrupt the city.
Coming with their many ways of making illegal money for two weeks into the legal events. Nothing can stop them either.
They got families from the East to the West.
Some come back home and are not afraid of law enforcement .
The local newspaper got their ad in. All positions are being sought.
The Lucky ones get to work in Millionaire Roll.
Likely to see all the rich millionaires from Hollywood and Bollywood (black hollywood)
The city is known for fast women and pretty horses
Some wish they were known for fast horses and pretty women
If they been to Lou'a'vull before ...they would know what Lou'a'vull is known for .
Big Time Horse Betting
They call themselves handicappers . Hoping to be well known every year to sell their knowledge to the rich and famous .
Can they be trusted?
A lot rides on those big bets on those pretty horses.
The Jockeys got those winning colors
Neon green or neon yellow. Polka dots or bold stripes. Ahuge white star or black satin shirts.
Why is number 7 stallion racing from the number 17 position?
Why isn't that stallion racing from the number 7 post position?
It's all a stagegy to confuse you. That's all
Then they scratch the horse that got the most bets at the last minute?
Knowing the patrons are too drunk to make it back up to the betting windows to change that ticket.
He or she loses before the race even starts.
Who hired that beautiful woman that is a native to watch the millionaires in Millionaire Roll?
That is Top Secret...
They call her Sapphire
Full of Sap...full of Fire
Built like a Coka-Cola bottle
Got an ass like two tons of fun
Anit no fun when Sapphire's got the gun.....
She known as the Elegant Lady
Head of The Elegant Ladies Galas during The Derby
Right after The 100 Black Men Black Tie Affair
And The Red Carpet Affair Gala at The Galt House for Celebrities
The old saying is Be There or Be Square
Sapphire will be there in a white back out one of a kind Vera Wang
Showing off her dangerous curves. Oh she curvacious and bootylicious
Shape like a brick sh*it house
She's a brick house
She's mighty mighty
That does sound like a song
It Tiz
Another song
"My ass and my crack "
She's mighty mighty
"Who's all coming to Millionaire Roll?"
"Bet Sapphire knows"
She up in Millionaire Roll right now .
In the VIPSection . Looking around and got the waitresses and waitors marking where each rich millionaire will be seated
"I wanted Michael Jordan over here" she pointed her finger
Yeah she gets his money every year
He bets on whatever horse she tells him
"I want Tiger Woods over here"
"He is better at betting horses than playing golf?" she giggles
"I want Bruce Willis over here"
"I want Nelly over there"
Don't forget about the Elegant
"I want Cookie Lyons over here or Taraji P. Henson"
"I want Toni Braxton over here "
Oh Sapphire got over 1,000 celebrites to seat in
Millionaire's Roll
Sapphire is looking around. The decor is coming along just fine. Fine china and the menu will include the famous Kentucky Country Ham Breakfast with the Kentucky Governor .
All the plans are going swell.
Some will give out good tips to the hired help. Than some are so cheap their pants squeak when they walk
That is mighty damn cheap
Sapphire is just training her head waitor and head waitress to make sure all the rest are being extra courteous to the out of towners.
She got other plans for the rich natives ...like Dr. Dunkenstien. The famous hoops star for the Lou'a'vull Cardinals .
He this big time business man now. With loads of loot.
Like the old saying goes
"See a fool bump his head"
"Knock on wood...it must be two fools coming"
Sapphire don't be so mean with your bad ass
She cleaner than the board of health
You better ask somebody
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