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sapnap - call me back

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TWS: IMPLIED DEPRESSION
( is that a tw? )
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authors notes
fun fact i read all of this out
loud to make sure it was
actually stuff someone would
say so my neighbors probably
think i'm insane teehee 🥰
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" hi sap, it's your girlfriend, becca. uh. i wanna talk to you. like, talk-talk. it's kinda important. uh. i don't know, give me a call when you get this? "

" babe- i just want to tell you something. if you're worried because of what i said, don't be. it's important, but not, like, ground-breaking. i think. maybe. please, please, call me back. "

" look, i really don't want to say this over text. and you're in north carolina, for god's sake, i can't do this in person either. i mean i could- i could get a flight. yeah, maybe that'll make more sense. so, uh i'll schedule it right now. hold tight, alright? see you soon. "

" god, who am i kidding? i can't leave the house, much less fly out to see you spontaneously. and that's because, well, uh, it's- it's getting bad again. the walls are closing in- all i've done today is brush my hair. that's it. not even make myself some food. that's- that's bad right? it's been worse, i know, and it's probably just a small little blip, but still. call me back. "

" please, sapnap. please. "

" me again! i showered, and ordered a pizza! it's all good now, i think. false alarm, sorry. that must've scared you, right? scared me too, ha-ha. well, it doesn't matter. i'm great now. really great. but, uh, sapnap? call me back, please? it's been three hours since i first called you. how long do video shoots take? is mr. beast holding you hostage or something? ha-ha. uh, i hope you're having fun. you probably are. bye! "

" checking in to tell you that patches says she misses you! dream told me that, actually. cause cats can't speak. yeah. uh. he says that i should stop worrying, it's just gonna make it worse. so i'll stop. yeah. i'll stop. this will be my last call to you. but wait, uh, before i go, i do have something i want to tell you. something important. i said that before, didn't i? well, uh, it's still important. really, really important. and i'm kinda scared but- "

" ha-ha. i got cut off. stupid answering machine thingie. ha-ha. so, anyways, like i was saying, it's really important. really really really really important! sapnap- i'm gonna be honest- i'm getting a bit pissed off. just a wee bit, though. ' wee bit ', what am i? one of those annoying brits? what's next, i start drinking tea? ha-ha. don't tell george i said that, though, he'll get all mad. oh! i have to go, the pizza's here! callmebackwhenyougetthispleasepleaseplease byeeeee! "

" just calling you, again, to say that the pizza place put olives on my pizza! even though i didn't ask for them! the audacity, right? well, i guess i'll go take them off. one by one. you'd probably make fun of me for that, ha-ha. ' oh becca, you're such a picky eater! grow up! ' you'd say that. you would. uh. i'll go eat my pizza now. hope you're enjoying whatever food you ate today, too. "

" finished my pizza. i, uh, realized i haven't said i love you in these voicemails before. so, uh, i love you! to the moon and back, like that cheesy necklace you got me says. i'm wearing that right now, actually. what a coincidence, ha-ha. anyways, love you! bye! "

" OH, so you can tweet out why you're taller than george, but not call me back?! screw you. you're such a fucking asshole, you know that? such. a. fucking. asshole. "

" about my last message- sorry. the heat of the moment, you know? that tweet was probably scheduled. yeah. so my outburst was kinda uncalled for, huh? if you're listening to these, and for some reason not calling me back, just know that i didn't mean what i said. you're not an asshole. far from it, actually. in fact, you're probably the least asshole-y man i've met. uh. that's not true. nevermind. don't really know why i said that, cause i've met lots of other nice men. but you're nice too, though, don't get me wrong. which just makes what i have to tell you even more painfu- "

" cut off once again, ha-ha. guess i should take it as a hint to stop calling you. so, uh, bye. "

" i know, i know, i promised not to call you again. but, you know how i said that i showered and got a pizza and everything was all good again? kind of a lie. i did try to shower, i really did, but. it's hard. plus, i don't want you to be too worried about me, because you're supposed to be having fun! you're sap-fucking-nap, internet celebrity with a fanbase of millions. you met up with one of your best friends, who also happens to be famous as fuck! wooo! fun times! i'm just pathetic, sitting in my bed sending a bajillion messages to you. i'll go try to shower again, maybe this time i can actually turn the water on. uh. yeah. goodbye. "

" spoiler alert! i didn't shower! ha-ha. i probably smell awful. oh, and if i sounded kinda maniac in my last message, ignore that. just, uh, feeling a bit crazy right now, ha-ha. crazy and a whole lot of lonely. a whole lot of lonely. can't bring myself to talk to anyone, besides you and dream, but he's off recording or doing whatever he does, and you're, well, for all i know you're dead! ha-ha. oh god, here comes a wave of nausea. i probably should eat something, huh? i think i have a bag of sour patch kids stored somewhere in here. my room, i mean. can't seem to make myself leave it, ha-ha. bye! "

" oh! wow! turns out you're not dead, after all, because you just replied to a tweet. you can't schedule that, can you? so you must be alive and well. fun. how fun. going to go smash my head in a wall. uh, that's a joke! ha-ha. bye. "

" it's ten p.m. i first called you at nine a.m. that means you've ignored me for thirteen hours, ha-ha. well, my math might be wrong. never was the genius that you are, i guess. oh, uh, on the bright side? i actually ate something! it was just a bowl of cereal, but still. it's something. better than nothing, right? yeah. you're probably asleep. just realized that, ha-ha. bye! call me back! "

" i'm crying right now, fun fact. tears are currently falling out of my eyes. yeah. that's cool. um. not sure what the purpose of this call is, but uh, call me back. please. i love you so much. "

" hi. i think- i think i'm ready to tell you what i've been wanting to tell you. even if it is through a voicemail. you've left me no choice, really. i don't want to wait, because, then, well, i'll chicken out. so. uh. sapnap- sapnap i think we should break up. "

INCOMING CALL FROM sapnap :] !

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authors notes

wrote all of this in one sitting :D

also im abt to go try to be productive & stuff so wish me luck 😊😊😊