Y/n Slander

Y/n Story 3: Chapter 5

A/n: Last chapter guys! There's gonna be a harryxyn scene so get ready y'all🙈🙈

Harry and David began rolling on the ground and smashing each other (it's not like that I swear-)
(or is it...)

"Dude...you broke my jaw." David said angrily.

"well that's the point." Harry said.

"..."

"..."

"You still look hot-" Harry said. David didn't let Harry finish instead he slammed his dic- fist onto his cheek.

I gasped. I couldn't watch this anymore. I smoothed my aluminon foil while people stared at me shocked over the fact I wore something so stupid that the sun questioned why the hell it was seeing such things.

Anyways after I smoothed my dress I ran to Harry and touched his face

"Harry! Stop this!!! This isn't you uwu" I say

a/n: guys omg! aren't they so cute!! Ugh I love them sm that I have to take life support uwu
Yeah its so sad...
But dont worry! I'm so rich that Im fine 💕💕💕 Anyways a spicy spicy scene is coming ahhh😏😏😏

Harry looked at me and his eyes softened. "You're right.." He murmured (No she isn't-- bitch I wanna fight--) "no" (Why not you pussy) "Stfu and give us a happy ending" (...) (you little shi-)

Back to the stupid shitty corny ass story

Harry got up and took my face into his hands (ew-) before he kissed me uwu

I saw other girls glaring at me but I stuck my tongue at them and smiled.
Cuz I'm not like other girls ofc uwu

Harry-- no my silly baka glared at dumb little David. "Come near y/n again and I'll fucking kill you" (then why didn't you lazy piece of fuc-)

Harry and me then flew away after magical wings appeared due to my mysterious powers.

We sat near the balcony and we kissed for 0.8 seconds before Harry got on his knees

"Y/n you are the most shittiest, stupidest, ugliest, dumbest girl I have ever met. But your not like others girls so...will you marry me??"

I gasped "Yes!" I cried

Harry put the ring on me and I smiled. However I tripped on the air and fell off the balcony and broke all my bones but I was okay however then I was pregnant with Harry's child even if we didn't do anything so I gave birth to the baby but we threw the child away so we could be happy

Anyways yeah.

The end HAHAHAHA