Goddamn it! Where the hell is google translate!!!

Shen Yuan

After choking on a godforsaken meat bun, while writing a godforsaken comment on a godforsaken shitty YY stallion novel of course he just  h a d  to get transported into the godforsaken shitty writing as the goddamned fucking godforsaken villain!

Fuck!

That's right. Shen Yuan had transmigrated into the scummiest villain in the entire novel <<<Proud Immortal Demon Way>>> , he cried internally when he had heard the system assigned him that role. Why him!? Just what exactly had he done to deserve this! He was going to become a stick, a human stick!

This is what he gets for being an introvert obsessed with random cultivation novels! And of course the one that sucked the most out of every single book he's ever read just happens to be his new reality! Bah! He doesn't even regret cursing it with his last, dying breath!

Sure, the author had great world building. Honestly, the novel had a decent start with a fair bit of promise. Wasted potential! Tsk! A great new introduction of a cool beast? Wasted! They'd just transform into a shapely woman to seduce the protagonist! Mystery flowers, herbs and plants that were exotic and rare? Pah! They're suddenly found almost every chapter by the protagonist and his golden finger! Interesting characters with some potential? Nope! The protagonist would kill them before the audience could even remember their name! And don't even get him started on the protagonist himself. Sure enough he was likeable and kept Shen Yuan reading, but his entire backstory was just far too cliche! Airplane! Stop! Using! Overused! Tropes! It's! boring!

Anyway, PIDW was the kind of dog blood stallion novel that had rioting for more or cursing the heavens at how dumb it was. You'd either love it or hate it. Clearly Shen Yuan had hated it! Had he even put any thought into the villain? So 2D! He's just there to be hated and bully the protagonist for no reason! Don't even mention their negative IQs-

Where was he?

Oh yeah, PIDW. Decent world building, good protagonist, interesting demons absolute shit everything else. AND NOW HE WAS IN THAT HORSE SHIT NOVEL!

He remained calm, only blearily opening his eyes. He once promised himself after reading far too many transmigration novels and watching isekai anime, that if he ever woke up in an unfamiliar environment he would never dumbly ask: 'where am I? Are you filming a movie?' And giggle dumbly. BUT HE NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN! MUCH LESS TO HIM!

And why, why, of all things was he this stupid novel's villain! Literally the worst character with zero depth!

Oh god, at least he's somewhat glad that the author hadn't actually listened to his comments and castrated the villain, Shen QingQiu. He didn't know what he would do if he woke up and that wasn't there... or worse, after he was in the body it got chopped off.

He inadvertently shivered at the thought.

He lay on a bed.

He stared for a while, trying to process things. He had to at least try and figure where and when exactly he was. Above the bed was a white, gauzy canopy, with finely-crafted perfume pouches hanging from the four corners.

Looking down: he wore a white robe, of an ancient style.

Next to the pillow lay a paper fan.

Looking to his left: a handsome and elegant young man dressed in xuanduan styled robes sat by his bedside, looking at him with concern.

Shen Yuan closed his eyes, then sharply reached for that folding fan, opening it with a snap; he lightly waved it, fanning away the cold sweat pouring down his face.