Helluva Owl House (Owl House x Helluva Boss)

Celestial Quest

As the four made their way into town, Luz went on a bit of a tangent about how she could be the chosen one. Blitz just of course made a sarcastic comment about it, and so did King. King proceeded to get hit with another sarcastic comment from Blitz.

Luz's eyes landed on a muscular man, she headed up to him and poked his skin. "Who has four legs and wants to buy this potion? This guy!" Luz says, trying to sound cool. Blitz sighs, "Look, kid, it doesn't work like that. What you really do is-" Blitz proceeds to pull out his gun and cocks it at the guy. The guy shriveled up with fear as Luz's eyes widened and so did King's.

"HEY, BUCKO! BUY OUR POTIONS, OR I BLOW YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF!" Blitz yells.

"BLITZ NO-" "AGGGG-"

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Blitz's POV

So after a bit of nagging from that creepy child and her weird dog, me and Looney followed the both of them to our last stop. "So, this is our last stop?" Looney asks in an emotionless voice. "Yes, I guess it is.." Luz says. She opens the door and.. WHAT THE FUCK?! SINCE WHEN DID PEOPLE OWN GODDAMN CASTLES HERE?!

"Woahh, pretty.." Luz says. Looney stares in awe. "I don't think this is fuckin real, there's no way people would own a fucking castle in this place." I say as we walk up to the door. Luz knocks on the wooden door, and opens it up. We are then greeted by an.. odd sight that I'd call enchanted, but meh I've seen castles better than this one.

Suddenly, this weird old guy with a beard and some blue fuckin pajamas comes out. "Alright, listen ya old fucko, we're here to deli-" Luz covers my mouth with an irritated look on her face, I roll my eyes in response to that nagging piece of shit expression. "And who might you be with eyes full of curiosity?" He asks Luz.

"U-Um, i'm-" "Listen bud, shes Luz and were here to deliver packages. And also, NEVER ask for someone's name when they deliver things to you. That's like asking a fast food employees name in the drive thru." I cut her off by holding my arm around her face. "I must say, young girl, I sense something.. unique about you. Come, would you join me for tea?" The old bitch summons four chairs with his magic or some bullshit like that.

I sigh, and pull Luz to the table. Sitting on my chair pissed off, I stare at the old man with intensity. I don't trust this old man one bit. Looney sits down and continues looking at her phone, as King's fatass proceeds to devour some useless scones that probably taste like shit.

"Do you sell potions, sir wizard?" Luz asks. I cringe at that name. "Please, call me Adegast. And yes, I do run a small business." This.. Adeasshole says. "You should run a business of running scones into my mouth! Haha, yes!" King says.

Luz looks into her teacup. "I have a quest-" "A QUEST?!" Luz cuts the poor old man off before he can finish. "You didn't let me finish, I have a question." Adegast says. "Oh.." Luz looks sad sad dissapointed at those words. "Would YOU like to go on a quest?!" "YES!" Oh, brother..

"Perhaps i have just the thing." Adegast pulls out a map. "The prophecy speaks of a young girl who with claim the celestial staff, and rid the world of its ancient evils." Adegast says. "Perhaps I hath.." Luz says. Luz walks off with the old guy and they start talking. I don't know why but I feel this feeling of dread in my chest. King seems to as well and.. Looney too?

I get up from my seat and pull Luz behind me. "Alright, Ade-asshole. Its time we get out of this creepy ass castle of yours." I say, and begin dragging Luz away. Looney holds King's hand. "But-" "Quest for Luz my ass! I am not letting you touch an innocent young girl, creepy fuck." I open the door and turn back to stare at him, "See you never, creepy weirdo!" I shout, before slamming the door shut.

Luz proceeds to complain the whole way back home.

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Sorry for being gone.