(ok this part is gonna be more serious)
*thud*
ow.I fell off my bed with a loud thud. Shit. My head throbs slightly and my bones feel like jelly. Great. Another shit year at hogwarts.
I get up and fall back down on my sheets. Still dwelling about how shit my years gonna be, but i remember i have the best friends ever. Just don't tell them that.
I made my way to my bathroom and « attempted » to tame my god awful messy hair. I managed with a struggle and actually made it look relatively decent. I smile to myself slightly and make my way out of the bathroom. I pick out my hogwarts robes and a white plaid shirt underneath. I slip them on slowly and make my way back to the washroom and brush my teeth. I add a few finishing touches before grabbing my wand and phone and make my way downstairs.
As i'm descending, my phone vibrates. A notification. from none other than my bestie 🤪. Lorenzo.
Gay fruity bitch:
pls tell me ur up Hannah istg
Me:
Yes Enzo. i'm up.
Gay fruity bitch:
Thank fuck. Anyways hurry up fattie.I roll my eyes and decide to not answer. He's such a little fucker. I make my way downstairs, into the Kitchen and open the fridge and grab a jug of milk. I turn around and see a note on the counter beside me.
« Hey. Sorry i had work. Have fun. mum »
Great. My mom even missed my first day back. I cant say im surprised. I open the milk and grab a bowl and pour cereal. You know how it goes. I'm just watching tiktok seeing all these secret accounts preparing for their first day at hogwarts. Fantastic.
After a few, My friend Rania texts me.
Cedric's hoe
Hey you. You ready soon??
Me:
yup
Cedric's hoe
coolI switch my phone off and make my way to the living room. My backpack and suitcase are there. I slouch on the couch and wait for the time to pass. After around 15 minutes, i hear my doorbell ring. I huff and debate wether to get up. I dont.
« Hey hannah, c'mon let's go » I hear Ranias dad say as he lightly slaps me on the head. He takes my suitcase and brings it out. As i'm about to get up, i see my best friend making her way to the fridge and grab a bunch of cheese sticks and waves at me. I just stare at her and make my way out the door in front of her.
« well, you ready? »
« not really sure i have much of a choice »« Hey come on Mattheo and enzo and theo are all gonna be there, it's gonna be fun »
« if that's your definition of fun, i pity your house friends »
she huffs and makes her way to the car. She sits on the left seat and i on the right. Even tho she can be a pain, she's still my best friend. I hit her on the shoulder and she laughs slightly. I guess this year won't be so bad.
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The little fucker- Mattheo Riddle
FanfictionMattheo Riddle is a fourth year Horny teenager of the mere age of 15. His life being shit, he met this whore by the name of « fattie » who bewildered his heart and ripped it out. He was never the same. Not after ripping his condom. This story is de...