Villain, Please Go Easy On Me (English Translation)

155. Wuxia: I Am An Ass-kisser

Translator: Guy Gone Bad

As his words fell, the leaves of the potted plant in the room were suspended in the air.
Su Bei was quick enough to hold Ye Li’s waist, “Shifu, show mercy!”
Head down, Ye Li looked at Su Bei, as if to say, if you don’t give me a sufficient reason, you’d also die.
Su Bei calmly said, “Aren’t we here to watch the drama? If you kill him, what about the drama tomorrow?”
Ye Li said with a flat tone, “I thought you care about him.”
Su Bei’s flattering words immediately slipped out his tongue, “I care about you. Killing people is so tiring, which would also get your hands dirty.”
Those words apparently words. The leaves suspending in the air fell, and Su Bei also gave a sigh of relief.
Gu Bai left successfully.
Later, Ye Li asked Su Bei, “You think killing people is a dirty thing. But my hands have already been stained with blood all over. Aren’t they already dirty enough?”
Su Bei got alerted. This question is not simple, he got to think carefully before answering, “I didn’t mean that. What I am trying to say it, how could your honorable hands do such tough work like killing people? Just let your Left Hand and others do it for you.”
748, “Captivating bar increased by 2%, current progress 85%.”

Su Bei felt that he was about to become a total ass-kisser.
Ye Li’s eyes were stained with a faint smile, “If so, you kill people for me. After all Left Hand is busy.”
Su Bei blinked, did not speak. Killing people? Forget it. He is scared even on thinking of it.
Ye Li raised his voice. “What? Don’t you want to? So what you just said was just a lie?”
His words became menacing, Su Bei hurriedly toughed his scalp and said, “All right! I will help you kill people!”
Ye Li chuckled. 748, “Captivating bar increased by 1%, current progress 86%.”
Su Bei asked 748, “Will Ye Li really let me kill people?”
748, “Don’t know.”
Su Bei was a little panicked. Killing chickens might not be a problem to him! But killing people? So scary!
The next day, the final…
Gu Bai was not in a particularly good condition because of last night.

But Meng Feifei looked better than expected.
This made Su Bei feel something was wrong but he couldn’t tell where.
The result of the game was out of everyone’s expectation. Meng Feifei won, and won easily.
Because Gu Bai was badly injured by Ye Li.
People gossiped…what happened to Gu Bai?
Also…how could Meng Feifei who got a lose-lose fight with the biggest disciple of Chief Ge get recovered over one night?
Gu Bai did not seem to have much reaction to losing his position as the chief of the wulin alliance.
Most people had a word about Meng Feifei became the final winner.
They began to use Su Bei and even Meng Jingkong to attack at Meng Feifei.
This time Meng Jingkong chose to stand out.
He said, the wulin meeting was initiated by them, and the challenge competition was also organized by them.

And now Meng Feifei had won, it was still they who said no.
So, don’t they feel the hard face slapping?
These words succeeded in silencing many people.
Meng Feifei promised to everyone, in order to prove that she was not in collusion with people of the evil cult, she would personally bring Su Bei back, at everyone’s disposal.
Hearing those words, Su Bei’s OS was “Why me again”.
Anyhow, Meng Feifei became the first female chief of wulin alliance.