larry- one shots

why don't we go there

i really don't care, mondler is way more supreme than roschel.

and joeandler is even more

...or chaney?

idk choose

Sunday, July 27th

(9:43am)
Hey, update: Barbecue here at 6pm. Bring Niall with you!

(9:50)
I'm sorry but... Who is this? I think you messaged the wrong person, I don't know anyone named Niall.

(9:51)
Oops.

(9:51)
Hi!

(9:53)
Hi. But I did message the wrong person. You know, new phone, too early in the morning. Bye.

(9:54)
It's alright. :)
(9:54)
Hope you have a nice day!

(9:55)
You are way too friendly for a stranger.

(9:56)
I'm always friendly, you got lucky.
(9:57)
Also, I'm really bored! You're kind of entertaining me.
(9:58)
So... the weather?

(10:00)
Hey, I've got to go. Sorry about the misunderstanding. x

(10:01)
Again: have a nice day, Stranger!

Sunday, August 3rd.

(10:00)
Hi?

(10:03)
Well hello, Stranger.

(10:04)
How do you know I'm the same stranger of last week?
(10:04)
Did you save my number?
(10:05)
Oh my God and I thought I was the one being creepy for texting you again
(10:05)
Fuck

(10:07)
I'm just a good guesser. I really didn't save your number.
(10:07)
Should I?

(10:07)
Should you what?

(10:08)
Save your number.
(10:08)
You know, to keep our weekly dates going.

(10:09)
We are NOT having weekly dates. I was just bored and I thought
(10:09)
Whatever
(10:10)
Don't save my number. You don't even know me!

(10:12)
Hey, it's alright. I'm just being nice, you know. When you are nice with people, they are nice with you in return.

(10:14)
Okay, Mr. Friendly. Thank you for the lesson.

(10:16)
How do you know I'm Mr.? I could be Mrs.

(10:17)
I'm just a good guesser. ;)

(10:18)
Ha! Getting sassy. Nice.
(10:18)
Do you have a name?

(10:19)
Why the hell would I tell you my name, stalker?

(10:21)
Uh. First: you texted me today. Unless you got it wrong again, exactly a week later, I believe you WANTED to reach me.

(10:23)
Ok, Mr. Friendly Guesser. Every Sunday morning I get bored because of reasons that are actually details, and I'm not gonna share with you. I was deleting a few messages, and found our conversation. I thought it would be nice to have someone to chat, since all of my friends are lazy fuckers that sleep in 'til the fucking afternoon. Satisfied? I had my motives.

(10:24)
Wow. That's the most you ever typed. And it's okay, I can be your friend of Sunday mornings. I'm equally as bored as you, for details I'm not gonna share with you either, Stranger.