Bite The Hand That Feeds You

Off the Record.

This episode of Conan was one of his lowest rated episodes and the show would never have the ratings or audiences it formally did ever again but Conan couldn't care less. Conan HAD to know more about Oobi. So Conan invited Oobi to his penthouse suite that overlooked the city Conan ruled with an iron fist. Oobi was given a limo there and while he rode in he played with the window button on the way there. Oobi shuffled his way to the elevator and looked at the massive amount of buttons and at the top was the silhouette of Conan. Oobi hopped up and poked the button, Conan came on the intercom "Oobi is that you?!? Come on up!!!" When the elevator opened up Oobi saw the glittering marble floor adorn with one-of-a-kind rugs that felt as tho you were shuffling on clouds. Oobi saw Conan wearing loose black silk pants with a red smokers jacket with a platinum-plated and gold-trimmed cigarette holder in the breast pocket. Conan gestures toward the balcony " Hey Oobi would you care for a smoke?" Oobi was hesitant " Oobi thinks. Smoking bad? Conan frankly "So is a lot of things." Oobi looking up " Didn't you try quitting?" Conan tossing a cigarette at Oobi " Didn't you?" Oobi catches the cig and puts it at the corner of what is supposed to be a mouth and somehow has the dexterity to work a lighter at the same time, where he kept the lighter is still up for debate. Conan sounding defeated "Oobi I thought I knew most things before tonight but when I saw you I feel my world no longer makes sense. I have to ask you Oobi will you be my muse?" Oobi's eyes are always bright and optimistic but there was a hint of stress behind his eyes and he sighs " Oobi guess so." Conan was ecstatic at Oobi's' answer and proclaimed that they should drink to their new partnership. Oobi was a little stressed at what this choice was going to lead him but the booze was free and Oobi was just glad to have a smoke at a time like this. Conan began to play his favorite playlist and the party ragged on for most of the night.