Arkansas: maybe no one noticed
Texas: oh, haha. *opens his phone* let's see, "local idiot fights octopus"
Arkansas: *covered in ink* MAYBE THE OCTOPUS DESERVED IT
Texas: it's the fact that you lost is what's disappointing.
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Humornever thought I would be freaking doing these but I'm in too deep
