New Mexico, Alaska, Texas, Hawaii

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New Mexico: ¡PELEA CONMIGO!

Alaska: What are you going to do? Kick me in the ankle?

*some time later*

Texas: Why is Alaska quivering on the floor?

Hawaii: New Mexico kicked him very hard in the ankle.

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