Plot Twist in Time//Bnha Mha(crackfic)

ch.2

Hitoshi was having a nice dream. A dream about butterflies, rainbows, women... so many beautiful women. They were playing with his hair and giggling at his jokes. Then he felt himself  get kicked in the side and faceplant into the sidewalk.

Groaning he looked up to find a doe eyed, peice of broccoli wearing bright red shoes a yellow backpack and a joggers suit. He didn't  have time to process where he was before his mouth decided to introduce him the BEST way possible.

"Who the fuck are you?"

The broccoli blinked at him, not saying a word. Giving him time to figure out where he was. As he started to remember what happened the previous night, the vegetable decided to speak. A speaking vegetable? What-

"U-um he-ello?"

The green stalk stuttered out. He looked as if he had been a puppy who was meeting  a kitten for the first time in its life. Toshi does not appreciate this. Instead of replying  The purple boy simply  gets up, groaning in pain, and sends the other boy a scowl.

Apon seeing the scowl from the lilac, the green bean went into a stuttering and muttering  mess.

"OhmygoshIamsososorryIdidntseeyouandwasntpayingattentionImsosorrypleaseforgivemeohmygoshareyouhurtImsorrytruely-"

"Shudap would ya! Jesus kid I can't even tell what you're trying to say." ,the flower boy groaned. Even if he did understand what the kid said, he wouldn't give the kid the satisfaction of being understood at the first time. That's just not how life is. People are going to come around another and the kid needs to know how to be calm and collected. He'll need to keep his mouth shut, and he'll have to smile more, or else people are going to walk all over him and he'll never make it in life.

"O-oh right, sorry. I said, I'm sorry for kicking you. I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. So, I'm truly sorry."

"Tis ok kid. Say, you wouldn't happen to know how this building got here?"

"W-well it's been here for around twenty-five years."

Twenty-five years??? My house was just here yesterday!? Violet boy thought.

"Say... kid? What year is it?"

"What- o-oh it's  2xxx"

"Shit-"

"Why?"

"Nothing. Hey you wouldn't happen to know Shota Aizawa would ya?"

"Oh the under ground hero Erasurehead? Not many people know about him. I did research and some hacking that's how I know but, no I don't know him personally. Why?"

"I uh need to find him. I haven't seen him ina while and I need his help with something... do you know where I could find him?"

"I think he is working at UA.... anyway why are you sleeping on the steps and how old are you, because you keep calling me kid but you look the same age as me."

The kid had a point, even if he was being a bit nosy. He could probably help him get to UA too. He needed to find his son to get back to his time. This kid looked like he could keep a secret, maybe he could trust him with this...

"I uh it's a long story. Maybe I could jog with you since I did interrupt. And I'll tell you on the way."

"O-ok yeah that's fine with me!"

The purplette chuckled at the grinning boy.

*Le time skip*

"-and thats why I need to find him."

The little Bush stood speechless. Gravity had increased on his lower jaw, and he stood stalk still. After a few minutes he gathered himself.

"T-that's actually pretty cool! Sorry... But really and your quirk is awesome too! You'd make a great hero Mr. Aizawa!"

"Please for now just refer to me as Hitoshi Shinsou. I don't want to confuse or alarm anyone ya know."

"Oh right sorry. But since you have weird circumstances maybe it would be ok with my teacher if you trained with us so you can get into UA too!"

"I don't know we can always try and ask."