chapter 1

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I-i-i-i walked into school with my head down because i am so shy I bumped into nishinoya and i felt like an ant next to him. "Shortyy !!! hahaha !!!" he called me and i was absolutely heartbroken as i fell on my ass and started bawling. I am so emrarasssed omggggg i got up and ran into the bathroom. But wait. Oh no. i was in the boys bathroom THIS IS SO SCARYY i ran out the bathroom and on the way tanka slapped me and i started fuming >~< my hands clenched up and my veins were popping out. I did the naruto run and slammed into him, he started crying like a 2 year old and i felt so victorious.

"I'm snitching on you !!" he told me and i told him "try me" right as i swallowed him whole. I was going to chew him up but all of a sudden he started to claw at my mouth so i spit him out " IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME AGIAN I WILL THROW YOUR MOM DOWN A WELL" i road and grrred right after

unfortunately right then i saw my c-c-crush kageyam coming down the hallway >~< "oh my god kageyama senpai <3333" i yelled whill he suddenly vanished " i was so c-confused >~<"tanka got up and his legs were shaking so much he peed his pants i felt so shy because he peed his pants i ran away into the gym and it was filled with b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-bb--bb-b--b-bb-b-oys

i saw the super tall asahi senpai and his hair and i want to pull it so bad so i went behind him and snatched it and he started crying liek a baby and i was like "why are u crying ????" but then i realized that he missed his spike so i threw his hair for him to hit he hit me into the ground as reveange i created i whole in the floor mr coach ukai said "sorry guys, that hole was because of my fart not bc of y/n pls excuse me" and EVERYONE knew that coach ukai's farts were like the atom bomb so they belived him

thank god becuse k-k-k-k-kkageyMa senpai was practicing there too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted k-k-k-k-kk-k-k-k--ageyama to use me as a volleyball and set me every night i dreamt of that wow that is so cute it would be goals i would get the coach to recorde it so we could get a hit tweet from it "fly high" like our school's motto

i think everyone would agree that i should be the volleyball next game against seijoh speaking of seijoh oikaw is also super beau and im tres belle maybe i also have a crush on oikawa senpai >~<<<<<< all of a sudden the sejioh team walked into the gym and i saw him and him and kk-k-k-k-k-k-ageyama started to bark at eachother to assert dominance and i got so nervous because i didnt want them to get hurt so i slipped a fart and yamaguchi smelt it right after and said it was delicious

and it made me feel better but unfortunately kageyama and oikawa senpai ignored my tasty fart so i went between them and said "please senpai, look at me, this is not like you >~< please senapi don't fight here " and they pushed me out of the way and started making out

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