tokyo rev misdemeanors (special)

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꒰ .ೃ࿐ ꒱ tokyo rev misdemeanors
pure crack because i find it funny
be careful of spoilers

Naoto : Hinata died... again

Takemichi : Huh?! Again?! This is the tenth time! I swear, I'm trying my best! Why does she keep on dying?! Arg!

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Naoto : You've messed the timeline up even more, Takemichi-kun. What have you been doing?

Takemichi : My best!

Naoto : Well, now Y/N's the leader of Toman, married to Hanma Shuji, and she won't stop chasing me around with a knife

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Takemichi : Y/N! It's me, Hanagaki Takemichi! Do you remember me? The crybaby hero!

Y/N : ... Oh! Yeah! You're that bitchy blonde kid from twelve years ago! Yeah, I remember you! You really sucked at fighting, bitchy. Pfff

Takemichi : Twelve years have passed and that's what you remember me for?!

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Takemichi : You want me to... what?

Naoto, on his knees practically begging : SET MY YOUNGER SELF UP WITH L/N! PLEASE!

Takemichi, sweating : Um... I'll try??

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Takemichi : EH?! Y/N ISN'T MARRIED TO HANMA?

Naoto : ... No. I've been telling you for the past hour, Takemichi-kun. Perhaps it's for the best though. Together, they were a handful

Takemichi : Then... who is she married to? It says she's married

Y/N, from the kitchen : Naoto, have you seen my favorite knife?

Takemichi : HUH?! ME SETTING YOU UP WITH HER ACTUALLY WORKED?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Y/N : Damn, crybaby hero, you have really bad taste in clothes. If someone showered the world with fashion sense, there's a hundred percent you'd have an umbrella

Takemichi, fed up : Please stop bullying me

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