"BUT IF WE GO ABOVE WONT WE GET A BETTER GRADE?" Berdly yelled across the table.
"FOR FUCKS SAKES BERDLY WE ONLY HAVE TWO WEEKS, AND NONE OF US KNOW HOW TO DRAW,"
Berdly being the dumbass he is considered Alphys's project idea of making a comic.
This is the THIRD project in a row you've decided to endure him to spend time with your friend Noelle.
"Even IF WE COULD PULL IT OFF...," he began.
"We do the bare minimum then we fix it up and get that A it's much easier," I countered.
"G-guys please don't fight," Noelle pleaded.
You let out a big frustrated sigh.
The three of here have only been here for an hour but no progress has been made. Only arguing ensued.
You saw a notification pop up on your laptop email.
FRE3 KROMER!
While it was labeled spam you like messing with scammers. But this time you would take out your a rage on the poor dude on the other end. Your about to send a meme.
Beautiful.
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
IF YOUR A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND,
YOUR A BIG ENOUGH SHMUCK TO COME TO BIG BILL HELLS CARS!
BAD DEALS!
CARS THAT BREAK DOWN!
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL HELLS
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
ITS OUR BELIEF THAT YOUR SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT!
GUARANTEED!
IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL
YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
YOU HEARD US RIGHT!
YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
BRING YOUR TITLE!BRING YOUR WIFE
WE'LL FUCK HER!
THATS RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE!
BECAUSE AT BILL BILL HELLS YOUR FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM [INSERT DAY OF WEEK HERE]
TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELLS
Annnnnnd sent.
You smirk as you await a response while Berdly yells at you.
You were surprised with an equally hilarious response from this random email dude.
I SEE YOU ARE ALSO A SALESPERSON [GENDER UNDEFINED]
YOU CAN BE A BIG SHOT AND GET 1000 FREE [KROMER] TODAY
FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF
As you reach that section of the long winded email your laptop bluescreened.
You saw the door burst open.
The world got darker.
Yet darker.
YOU ARE READING
DEAL OF THE CENTURY (Spamton X Reader)
FanfictionComputer lab project argument and scamming a scam email dude goes completely [wrong] and you are thrown into the [abyss] of the cyber world and meet the scammer. So wtf happens? PROBABLY ROMANCE ITS AN X READER DO THE MATH. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DEL...
