A tall-ish man with tinted glasses and a black suit rose from the dumpster next to you, causing you to scream and drop your trumpet out of panic.
"No need to [SCREAM] I'm not gonna [hurt?] you,"
Sketchy as fuck but ok.
"You scared me that's all," I replied calmly despite the blood dripping from my arm, and legs staining my dress.
I had to lean further against the wall so my head hurt less.
"I can cut ya deal for only [$5.99]!" He begins fully emerging from the trash heap.
"You are currently [DYING] but I can save your [$4.99] Life if you agree to this [GRILLIONARE] Deal!"
"Depends on what this deal entails, but I don't wanna die,"
"Well [Sponge] itonlyentailsgrabbingsomethingfromabasementinthequeensmansionandbringingitback," he says way too quickly as your ears rang. You were losing too much blood.
Damn those stupid cats.
I don't wanna die
I don't wanna die
I don't want to die
I dOn'T wAnT tO diE-
...
"D e a l,"
You blacked out.
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DEAL OF THE CENTURY (Spamton X Reader)
FanficComputer lab project argument and scamming a scam email dude goes completely [wrong] and you are thrown into the [abyss] of the cyber world and meet the scammer. So wtf happens? PROBABLY ROMANCE ITS AN X READER DO THE MATH. CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DEL...
