(Eddie is 14 and Buck is 12. They're best friends and they were left in the park while Bobby was in the store. Bobby's is Bucks dad. AU!)
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Bobby, driving Buck and Eddie: "So, how was your day?"
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Buck: "We almost got surprise adopted!"
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Eddie: "We almost got kidnapped."
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Bobby: "Oh okay."
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Bobby: *slams on breaks* "WAIT WHAT?!!"