(BL) Mr li, you're so scum! (translation)

1- Relieving Sorrows with Alcohol

～In a bar at city A～

"Hey, Yan Dong, when are you going to find someone?" Gu Ke asked, putting his arm on the shoulder of the person next to him.

"Exactly, we're not that young anymore, aren't we?" Yu Mi and Xu Yuan echoed and laughed by the side.

Yan Dong's smile gradually faded. He silently took a sip of wine, looking at the man sitting opposite of him, who was poised elegantly and was slowly swirling the wine in his glass.

Seeing that he didn't reply, Gu Ke shrugged and turned to Xu Yuan on the other side.

When Li Zheng heard what Gu Ke said, he was lost in his own thoughts. Nobody knew what he was thinking, but he suddenly drank a few glasses of red wine in a rush, almost ruining his elegant facade and the wine.

Who knows how much these two people drank during the whole party, but the two of them who usually held their liquor were both drunk by the end. Li Zheng stood up from the seat with difficulty, shook his head, and stumbled to his car parked at the front of the bar. When the driver saw him, he respectfully bowed and opened the back door. Li Zheng slid in the back seat of the car, closed his charming eyes, and fell asleep.

~The next day~

A vibration came from his pocket, and Li Zheng took out his phone in a daze, thinking, "Who the hell is looking for me at seven in the morning." He had wanted to hang up, but when saw that the caller was Fu Yandong, he sobered up a little and answered the call.

"Li Zheng? Can you come to my house for a while? My stomach is upset..." Fu Yandong's weak voice sounded through the speaker.

"What? Oh, okay, I'll be there soon, wait for me, don't move." Li Zheng immediately sobered up, jumped out of bed and changed his clothes in a hurry, then he randomly took a car key from his bedside table and went to the garage.

Soon, Li Zheng arrived at the door of Fu Yandong's house, ringing the doorbell and knocking on the door hastily. After a while, someone came to open the door. As soon as the door opened, a pale face with red nose and eyes, and tear streaks down his cheeks came into Li Zheng's view.

"How are you? Are you okay? Is it still painful? I'll take you to the hospital now." A series of concerns blurted out, and Li Zheng placed his arm on Fu Yandong's shoulder in hopes of giving him strength.

"No... it's okay... it only hurts a little... just help me get the medicine from the cabinet..."

"Bullshit! Look at your face now, white as a ghost. Hurry, no need to change your clothes, I'll send you to the hospital right now!" Li Zheng said anxiously, holding Fu Yandong firmly, taking him to the nearest hospital.

After Li Zheng and Fu Yandong arrived at the hospital, Li Zheng carefully placed Fu Yandong down on the seat and rushed to the front desk for registration. There were not many patients due to the early timing, and soon it was Fu Yandong's turn to see the doctor.

"You have to take a gastroscope first. Come back in half an hour." The doctor said.

"Yandong, be careful." Li Zheng carefully helped Fu Yandong go to the department where the gastroscope is taken.

"Doctor, how is he? It's okay." Li Zheng couldn't help but ask when he saw the serious face of the doctor.

"Well, the stomach is okay. It's just that he drank too much alcohol and didn't eat anything for the whole day. I'll prescribe some painkillers, go to the pharmacy and take the medicine later. Take three pills a day. Go home and rest well, eat something light, and be careful not to eat greasy or spicy food."

"Okay, thank you doctor." Li Zheng and Fu Yandong thanked the doctor together, before leaving the office.

"Yan Dong, be careful..." Li Zheng helped Fu Yandong as they walked towards the pharmacy, he caringly said, "You know what, wait here. I'll help you get the medicine."

"I'm fine, it doesn't hurt anymore, I'll go with you." Fu Yandong replied softly.

"No, you take a break first, I'll be back soon."

After taking the medicine, Li Zheng went back and helped Fu Yan Dong slowly walk towards the entrance. They were in the corridor and Li Zheng was daydreaming when a familiar figure walked past him, he looked up immediately, confused as to who that person was, when he heard Fu Yandong calling out to that person, "Isn't that Jingli? Jingli!"

Jingli? Luo Jingli! Why is he here?

Authors' notes:

J: Give me an alphabet.

L: 20?

J: ...ALPHABET!

L: oh, er, L?

J: yes anyways this is a completed original work that L and I wrote last year (our virgin work hahaha). I will slowly translate it when I'm free so the updates are irregular. The language is bad cos it's written just for fun and this is a rough translation so yeah. Do comment if you don't wanna vote or something, thanks! :>

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